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SMP7SilverStacker

200 ounces of silver, 7 years worth of wages, asset preservation, Currency, economic history, Economy, Financial Stability, historical value, historically, inflation, Investment, long-term value, metal market, Monetary system, precious metals, purchasing power, silver, SMP7SilverStacker, wage comparison, wealth, Wealth preservation

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be swimming in so much silver, you’ll be able to buy a diamond armor set for every day of the week! We’ve got treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with silver bars, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden silver mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all – our SMP is home to the legendary Silver King, a player who has amassed so much silver that they’ve built a palace entirely out of the shiny stuff. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Silver King in a PvP match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of silver blocks.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the silver flows like water and the fun never stops!

CampCraft: Minecraft Server

Boundaries, campcraft, camping trip, Communication, compromise, Conflict, discomfort, emotional boundaries, INDEPENDENCE, Insecurity, Jealousy, male friends, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Minecraft, personal space, relationships, Respect, self reflection, Server, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3602
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9570	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no camping trips with your wife’s flirtatious friends will ever happen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no drama!

We understand the struggle of not wanting your wife to go camping with her two guy friends who can’t keep their eyes off her blocky body. That’s why on our server, the only flirting will be with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t be torn between trusting your wife and feeling uncomfortable, join our server where you can trust that no one will be pitching any tents except for their Minecraft shelters. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any real-life relationship drama!

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding lava pits. No assholes allowed, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

BabyBanWedding2021

activities, alcohol, baby, BabyBanWedding2021, Budget, children, Drugs, family, guest, heavy drinkers, mandated reporter, partner, personal reasons, sister, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Towns Built:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	644	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict 21+ age limit for all players! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a wedding like no other. The bride was a fierce infant teacher, surrounded by children all day long. Her partner, on the other hand, was a child-free soul, uncomfortable with the little ones. So, they decided to have a wedding with only adults, no kids allowed.

But wait, there’s more! One day, the partner’s sister threw a fit because her baby couldn’t come to the wedding. The bride was torn – she didn’t want any kids around, especially with the heavy drinking and 🍃 use going on. As a mandated reporter, she couldn’t risk being in a bad situation.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and a strict 21+ age limit, look no further! Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures await in our age-restricted world!

BitcoinBaller on Minecraft SMP

alternative investments, asset allocation, BitcoinBaller, Bitcoins, blockchain technology, cryptocurrency, decentralized currency, digital assets, Digital Currency, Diversification, financial freedom, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, personal finance, retirement planning, risk management, savings, smp, speculative investments, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crops Grown:	7914	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with 50 bitcoins waiting for the bravest and most skilled player to claim it. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes! Only the chosen one can defeat the chicken and claim the bitcoins for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a tribe of friendly yeti villagers who are always throwing epic dance parties. Join them for some groovy moves and maybe they’ll even teach you their secret yeti handshake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a floating island made entirely of candy where you can build your dream base and feast on unlimited sugary treats. Just watch out for the candy monsters that roam the island, they have a sweet tooth for players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just walk away with 50 bitcoins and a new yeti best friend!

HustleCraft: Mine for Money!

creative hustle, Entrepreneurial Journey., Entrepreneurship, extra income, financial freedom, freelance, gig economy, hustle and grind, HustleCraft, lucrative, MONEY, money making, online business, part time job, passive income, self-employment, side gig, side hustle, side job, Small Business, success stories, work from home

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and only finding coal? Do you dream of a side hustle that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can make more diamonds than a wealthy villager with a monopoly on trading. Our server is so lucrative, even the Ender Dragon is investing in real estate here! So come on down and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft. Who needs a side hustle when you can make a fortune in our virtual world?

AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase

Acute, Acute Phase, AtheroCraft19, Atherosclerosis, cardiovascular disease, chronic inflammation, Complications, Covid-19, Cytokine Storm, Endothelial Dysfunction, immune response, immune system, inflammation, INITIATION, long-term effects, Pathophysiology, phase, Progression, Pulmonary Complications, risk factors, thrombosis, vascular health

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
New Chunks Explored:	583859	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

so, liek, u know how u get bored at home durin covid-19 lockdown? well, come join our minecraft server and forget all ur troubles! we got a crazy story for u – did u know that playin on our server actually helps prevent atherosclerosis? yea, that’s right, ur heart will thank u for joinin us! we got epic builds and mini-games that will keep u entertained for hours on end. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! so come on, what are u waitin for? join now and save ur heart from the clutches of atherosclerosis!

Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!

Adventure, Bells, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Edition, Evolution, Exploration, Farming, Hardcore, java, Join, Llamas, Lore, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Pigs, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Towny, Vanilla, Version, whistles

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Emeralds Found:	4823
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Evo SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique evolving experience for players. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening new resources and gear for players to adapt and excel in any environment.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is Evo SMP?	Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by focusing on player evolution and adaptation.
How is Evo SMP different from other SMP servers?	Evo SMP emphasizes skill and strategy over automatic resource farming and wealth accumulation. Players must adapt to different eras and environments to thrive.
What can players do on Evo SMP?	Players have the freedom to form groups, factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, and participate in special challenges and treasure hunts.
How often do eras change on Evo SMP?	Each era introduces new resources and gear, and as the meta changes, the strongest players are redefined.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP and joining the Discord community for updates and announcements.

Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

CraftyJew Minecraft Server

American politics, based jew, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyJew, far right, Government, immigration, Jewish, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opinionated, policy, policy advisor, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, Stephen Miller, Trump administration, Trump supporter, White House

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

Army, Bunker, command, ConscriptCarnageMistress, conscription, death, Decision making, Ethics, Hiding, leadership, leadership decisions, military strategy, Minecraft, moral dilemma, orders, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, smp, soldiers, Survival, War Tactics, WARFARE, wartime leadership

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Votes:	1222	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	180

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

BlameCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlameCraft, Blamed, brother, cleaning, fruit flies, Help, husband, Juice, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, NAP, PHOTO, potty, relationship, Routines, Server, slob, smoker, toddlers, Trash, wipe

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Towns Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!