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CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

Blue Eyes Minecraft SMP – Writing General – Behind the Blocks

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2713
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with VTuber fanfiction that will make you question reality itself. From greentext shitposts to full-length adventure novels, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us if you want to dive into a world where VTubers rule the land and anything is possible. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure map written by Kizuna AI herself or witness a battle between Gura and Calliope Mori for control of the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that takes VTuber fanfiction to the next level? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the line between reality and fiction is blurred beyond recognition?

Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	3387
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Farms Harvested:	391
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1370
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7490	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

The owner of the “Karasique – Gaming” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	8899	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

$50 Onn 1TB external SSD from Walmart Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, or tame a pack of wild llamas to do your bidding. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a chicken with a monocle, and a lava parkour course that will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of madness and mayhem!