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Childhood TraumaCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1854	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Farms Harvested:	107	Vanishing Items Found:	7

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, get this, our players’ sex and childhood trauma experiences actually affect their health in the game! Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly get a disease because of your past trauma. It’s wild, bro. Plus, we have special events where you can battle diseases and win epic loot. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PlayVersion2

balanced gameplay, building, Community, competitive, Economy, Faction, Factions, Fun, hard difficulty, Legacy, Perks, pure faction, PvP, Raiding, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, THRIVING, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to Version2, a simple vanilla Factions server where teamwork, strategy, and survival are key! With a focus on balanced gameplay, hard difficulty, and a strong community vibe, it’s all about building, raiding, and thriving in a competitive world. Join us and create your faction’s legacy today! PvP enabled, no game-breaking perks—just pure faction fun!

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AlfaNetwork

2023, AlfaNetwork, Experience, fair, Founded, Fun, Gaming, mincraft, PvP, Safe, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Buildings Constructed:	7
Mines Excavated:	2152	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

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CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

Active players, Additions, Bedrock Port, blocks, Community, CraftedSurvival, CREEPERS, Friendly, Friends, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Minecraft, misunderstood, Pets, Playtime, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Items Found:	5258	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Votes:	4435

Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	626542	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Emeralds Found:	4026	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Potions Brewed:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	1694
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Potions Brewed:	164
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!