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Minecraft SMP: Retro Network 1976
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay. -
Crafty Nurse Network
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. We got more than 9,000 nurses from all over the world playing on this server, and they’re all sharing their mental health struggles from the pandemic.But get this, dude – these nurses aren’t just playing Minecraft, they’re like, building hospitals and stuff in the game. And not just any hospitals, bro. These hospitals have secret underground lairs, where they keep all their diamond loot and potions.
So, if you wanna join a server where you can build epic hospitals with a bunch of badass nurses and uncover hidden treasures, then you gotta join us. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual check-up from a Minecraft nurse. It’s wild, man. Join now!
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NecklaceWars Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family feud over a virtual antique necklace!Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player whose aunt passed away and left them a precious family heirloom, and another player who believes they deserve it more because they’re the daughter of the deceased aunt. Who will win the battle for the necklace? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the intense negotiations, the emotional blackmail, and the outrageous claims as these players fight for ownership of the coveted necklace. Will you choose a side and join the drama, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?
Join our server now for a chance to witness the most intense family drama in Minecraft history. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the action – join today and get ready for a wild ride!
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ExorcismCraft
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We have a player (37) with a rare illness who requires home healthcare for all sorts of emergencies, including sudden asphyxiation and seizures. But that’s not even the craziest part – their former aide (60f) turned out to be a secret exorcist who tried to rid them of demons through group texts with their mom! Can you believe it?But wait, there’s more! This ex-aide now sends creepy gifts like skeleton masks and ghost shirts through a self-care app. Are they trying to summon spirits or just really bad at gift-giving? You decide!
Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even help our player decide whether to keep ignoring their ex-aide or finally delete them from their life. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft fun, right? So come on in and let’s see where this wild ride takes us!
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Aqua2Lava – Liquid Transformation Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where water is just water? Well, on our server, you can turn 5 litres of water a day into ANY other liquid you want! Want to turn it into lava and watch your enemies burn? Go for it! Feeling like turning it into a delicious milkshake to share with your Minecraft buddies? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where water is just the beginning of your liquid adventures. Join now and let your imagination run wild! -
Niji EN General 1.21.2
Yo, bros, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and chaotic as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Well, look no further, because this server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride through the minds of 4chan anons on acid!Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with a community of players who are as unpredictable as a glitchy Enderman. With channels inspired by Nijisanji EN YouTubers, you’ll never know what kind of madness awaits you around every pixelated corner.
From LazuLight to Noctyx, from Ethyria to XSOLEIL, each channel brings its own brand of wackiness to the server. Whether you’re teaming up with TTT or causing chaos with Krisis, there’s never a dull moment in this virtual world.
So, why wait? Join us now and dive headfirst into a realm where reality is just a suggestion and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky discordfags)!
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NoFriendZoneCraft
If someone doesn’t play on our Minecraft server, that’s a big red flag! Like, seriously, who in their right mind wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of diamonds? If someone doesn’t appreciate the beauty of our pixelated world, then we just can’t vibe with them. Plus, we have a strict “no creepers allowed” policy, so you know you’ll be safe from any explosive surprises. So, if you want to avoid being labeled as a total square, join our server and let the shenanigans begin! -
ZelenskyyCraft: No Putin Allowed!
so, like, u know how ukraine is like, in a tough spot with putin and stuff? well, our minecraft server is like, the perfect place for ukraine to get those “security guarantees” they need before talking to putin. like, we have a whole team of expert minecraft players who will protect ukraine from any virtual threats. plus, our server is so secure, even putin himself couldn’t hack into it. join now for the ultimate protection and peace of mind. #minecraftforpeace #putinwho #ukrainestrong -
Limitless Flow 1.20.6
circulation limits, circulation overload limit, circulation constraints, circulation boundaries, LimitlessYo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster for your brain! I mean, who even needs normal circulation when you can have TOO MUCH, am I right?Join us and experience the wildest ride of your life as you navigate through crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
Forget boring old servers, this one will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) the whole time. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the madness!