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MoaningMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

amenity, comfort, convenience, daily essential, ESSENTIAL, Extravagant, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Lifestyle, Live, luxury, luxury item, LuxuryCraft, modern convenience, must have, necessity, newfound necessity, opulence, Premium, unexpected luxury, Upscale

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	611272
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4433	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	760	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

RubleRumbleCraft

#implosion, Currency, economic collapse, economic news, Economy, exchange rate, financial crisis, Geopolitics, Global markets, inflation, international relations, Kyiv Post, Moscow, oligarchs, putin, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions, stock market, Ukraine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	3824
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

FitKids Mental Wellness

adolescence, Childhood, depressive symptoms, emotional well being, Exercise, FitKids, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, Mental, mental health, Mental Wellness, mind-body connection, overall health, physical activity, Physical fitness, Positive Psychology, preventative care, stress, teen years, well-being, wellness, youth development

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	7386	Underground Cities Explored:	4

so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

#addons, civilization building, Community Focused, Craft, Create, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, GeoRP, Government, Incorrect, Join, lols, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Nation building, nuclear missiles, Politically, PolityCraft, server ip, SIMULATIONS, Tools of Industry, Tools of War, Tribe, villagers, Wars, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!

Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.

Key Features:
Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.

Discord:
https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms

Server IP:
europa.cheesehosting.net:34003

FAQ
Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, Campaign, celebrity endorsements, democratic party, Endorses, female rock icons, harris, jett, Joan, Joan Jett, Jon Bon Jovi, kamala harris, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music news, mxdwn, Neil Young, News, political activism, political news, Presidential election, Rock Music, smp, Support, Video, women in music

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Magic Items Found:	8174
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Animals Bred:	50	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	New Chunks Explored:	30383
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

con artist, Deceit, Deception, dishonest practices, dishonesty, Exploitation, false promises, financial fraud, fraud, fraudster, gullible, hoax, internet scam, Manipulation, Naive, obvious scam, ObviousFools, rip off, scam, ScamCraft, smp, swindle, Trickery

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	53	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	5722
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Items Found:	2157

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

CompliCraft

Achievements, Appearance, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Personality, positive feedback, praise, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-validation, Skills, success, Talents, validation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crops Grown:	4455	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Votes:	4330	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	203
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8177

Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Demand, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, humanitarian situation, Improvement, international relations, Israel, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, Server, Support, united states, us politics

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!