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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 110 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3120 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!
Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
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