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BlockButtAdventures

adventurous sex, anal health, anal hygiene, anal play, anal play safety, anal pleasure, anal sex, anal toys, BlockButtAdventures, butt stuff, Curiosity, discomfort, embarrassing moments, experimentation, fetish, Intimate Experiences, kink, personal boundaries, pleasure seeking, sexual exploration, taboo

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Emeralds Found:	4880
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Love Letters Sent:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6889
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Love Letters Sent:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!