LazySMP: Where even the slowest sloth can survive the blocky wilderness!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Alien Abductions:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/minimally-processed-foods/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Welcome to Sloth SMP!

Server Features:

Version	1.20.6 and later
Land Claims	To safeguard your builds
Rank System	Rewarding and dynamic
Economy	Dedicated for trading
PvP Arena	For those who crave battle

Server IP: SlothSMP.Com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What Minecraft version does the server support?

A: The server supports version 1.20.6 and later.

Q: Are land claims available on the server?

A: Yes, land claims are available to safeguard your builds.

Q: Is there a rank system on the server?

A: Yes, the server features a rewarding and dynamic rank system.

Q: Can players participate in PvP battles?

A: Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena for players who crave battle.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, the server features a dynamic economy that is dedicated for trading.

DustbowlCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Zombie Dances:	0
Ores Mined:	8123	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Buildings Constructed:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	6098
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Dustbowl? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind (and maybe your house)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises!

Our server is so epic, even this insufferable faggot can’t resist joining in on the fun. From building giant statues of bacon to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity. Trust us, it’s totally worth it!

ExcitedVSPO in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? VSPO EN is expanding and we need YOU to come join in on the fun! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every night. The DJ is a zombie villager who really knows how to drop the beat.

– Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on VSPO EN.

– Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join VSPO EN now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

MineLifeChanger SMP

Consistency, daily habits, discipline, goal-setting, habit building techniques, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, Life Changes, mindfulness, mindset shift, MineLifeChanger, motivation, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, smp, success habits, transformation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken parade. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens wearing top hats and monocles strutting their stuff like they own the place. And guess what? You get to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our SMP is home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players must fight off hordes of evil tacos trying to take over the server. It’s a battle like no other, but the rewards are totally worth it – trust us.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a gang of evil pandas? Or build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, your daily habit of logging on will never be the same again!

BlockBroCode

Behavior, BlockBroCode, Chivalry, code of conduct, Communication, dress code, Etiquette, Expectations, Gender Roles, Gentleman, Grooming, Manners, Masculinity, Men, relationships, Respect, social norms, society, Traditions, unwritten guidelines, unwritten rules

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the manliest men out there! Join us if you want to learn the unwritten rules for men, like never wearing pink armor or always having a diamond sword by your side. Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of testosterone-fueled adventures!

CreeperCarnage: Oct7Memorial

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own memorial for all da forgotten holidays like October 7 victims day!!! UN may ignore dem but we won’t!!! come build a giant pumpkin or spooky ghost to honor dem in style!!! also, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a treasure chest full of diamonds cuz why not lol!!! join now and show da world dat u care bout da obscure holidays too!!!

BabyCraze Minecraft Server

anxiety, BabyCraze, balancing priorities, biological clock, career, Decade, Decision making, Expectations, Family Planning, fertility, freaking out, Future, Minecraft, Motherhood, Mr. Goldstein, PRESSURE, Server, societal norms, society, stress, wanting to have children, Women, Working

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Tired of slaving away for Mr. Goldstein in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the daily grind and embark on epic adventures!

Forget about spreadsheets and deadlines, on our server, you’ll be fighting dragons, building castles, and taming unicorns (yes, unicorns are totally a thing in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Join us and leave Mr. Goldstein in the dust as you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, feared by all and revered by many. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Mr. Goldstein could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only boss you have to answer to is yourself (and maybe the occasional creeper).

MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – Buy Monke Now and Get Free Sino Cuisine!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

LingoLounge Minecraft Server

Communication, Coworkers, cultural diversity, Diversity, foreign language, inclusion, Language, language barriers, language preference, LingoLounge, Midwest, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Multiculturalism, pet, Respect, Server, Social Interaction, Southeast Asia, staff lounge, vet, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can speak any language you want without getting interrupted by nosy coworkers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your sister to chat in your native tongue about all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for a pet-friendly experience unlike any other! Our virtual vet clinic is always open for your pixelated pets in case they get sick from too much creeper explosions. Rest assured, your furry friends will be back on their feet in no time!

And don’t worry about anyone telling you to speak English only. On our server, you can communicate in any language you please, whether it’s Pig Latin or even Simlish. Let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the language barriers crumble as you embark on epic adventures with your sister by your side. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds! It’s a language-agnostic paradise waiting for you to explore.

ParentCraft: No BS Zone

CHANGE, Confrontation, dessert, Fancy, fancy restaurants, garlic bread, hot towels, misunderstanding, palate cleaning, ParentCraft, parents, pasta night, Restaurant, sides, snobby, steak house, Texas Roadhouse, Thanksgiving, VIBE, Whole Foods, wine sampling, Zone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Votes:	600
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the world’s best virtual garlic bread and desserts! If your parents ever give you a hard time about ordering food from a restaurant instead of making it yourself, then this is the place for you. Our virtual steakhouse offers sides that you can order separately without any judgment from anyone’s dad who thinks Texas Roadhouse is fancy.

Join us and experience a world where hot towels and palate cleansing between courses are the norm, and wine sampling is a daily occurrence. Confront your parents about their lies and snobby behavior in our virtual world, where you can call them out without them storming off to a hotel.

Don’t let your parents ruin your dinner plans ever again – join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most outrageous dining experiences you can imagine!

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