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  • ParentalControlGoneWrong

    ParentalControlGoneWrong
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 745
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

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    🤣🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-parents, step-siblings, and step-grandparents who just can’t seem to get along.

    🤪 Our server is perfect for those who love chaos and drama, just like the OP’s family dynamic. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of step-relationships without causing a virtual meltdown.

    😜 And if you’re feeling extra spicy, name your Minecraft babies after your favorite family members to really stir the pot. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a virtual war zone of emotions and entitlement?

    🤣 So come join us on this rollercoaster of a server where you can be as rude, entitled, and ungrateful as you want – just like the OP in this crazy AITA post. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft family drama server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!

    RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9320
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2878 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6277 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the trauma of your teacher turning into a creeper and blowing up your homework! Our server is a safe space where you can build without fear of exploding assignments. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once pranked their teacher by replacing all the textbooks with enchanted books that made them do the cha-cha slide during class. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to join, look no further!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyThankfulLand

    CraftyThankfulLand
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 4308
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Emeralds Found: 5863
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be thankful for the endless possibilities and insane adventures that await you.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly you stumble upon a group of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their llama army and together you embark on a quest to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship ruling over the land. Will you succeed? Only time will tell.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon-loving players to join its bacon-themed cult. Rumor has it that those who join the cult gain special bacon powers and can summon a never-ending supply of crispy bacon at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and give thanks for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasTunnelParty

    HamasTunnelParty
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1128
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Farms Harvested: 510
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

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    OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! We got so many tunnels like Hamas near Philadelphi Corridor, it’s cray cray! Join us and explore da massive routes underground, it’s like a whole new world down there! Who needs diamonds when u got secret tunnels to discover, am I right? Come join da fun and see where da tunnels take u, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!

    CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 8320
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 7905
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Farms Harvested: 512 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3

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    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

    WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OneeCraft Minecraft Server

    OneeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 2124
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Potions Brewed: 35
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with crazy plot twists and characters that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb drama is forbidden, but Ender Dragon drama is encouraged. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of translating Japanese visual novels into English, so you’ll never have to worry about missing out on the plot.

    If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft experience, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the readme (because who actually does that?) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan-vn help 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of VNs that will satisfy all your cravings. And don’t worry about download links – we’ve got you covered.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Previous players have described their time here as “mind-bending” and “absolutely bonkers”, so what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers

    SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9573
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. Or how about trying to build a house and a herd of pigs come and start a flash mob? Anything can happen on our server!

    But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with rare loot and enchanted items. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, expect the unexpected and always watch out for those dancing creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoveCraft Minecraft Server

    MoveCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 874
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join our server and escape the constant nagging of your MIL who always has a new project for you to help with. Instead of moving heavy boxes and tables, you’ll be building epic structures and battling fierce mobs in the virtual world.

    Forget about feeling guilty for wanting to relax with your newborn – on our server, you can be as selfish as you want and no one will judge you! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s way more fun than helping your in-laws move their art studio upstairs.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NinjaWidowCraft

    NinjaWidowCraft
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 8107
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Animals Bred: 146

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

    Imagine a world where grief and guilt are replaced with endless possibilities and fun. Build your dream home, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends.

    On our server, you can leave all your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise. Plus, we have the craziest stories to keep you entertained – like the time a group of players rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombies!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and excitement begin! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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