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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8476 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 133 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3599 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Are you tired of trying to understand redstone contraptions that make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to confuse you even more with our wacky and nonsensical creations!
Our server is home to the most bizarre and mind-boggling builds you’ll ever see. From a roller coaster that defies gravity to a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible), we guarantee you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and awe.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere).
