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OopsCraft: Proceed with Caution

#forum guidelines, #forum posting, #forum rules enforcement, #video game discussions, Caution, community guidelines, confusion, forum etiquette, forum moderation, forum rules, gaming culture, Generals, internet culture, janitor, Moderation, Online Community, online forums, OopsCraft, Posting, proceed, VG, video game community, video games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchantments Applied:	145
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our janitor is actually a wizard in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you join the server. Want a diamond sword? Done. Want to ride a flying pig? Consider it done.

2. Our community is made up of real-life superheroes who fight off creepers and zombies with their bare hands. Join us and become a Minecraft superhero yourself!

3. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden within the server where you can mine unlimited diamonds. But beware, it is guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TallTalesCraft: Where even the blocks dream of being taller!

acceptance, aspirations, blocks, body image, comparison, Disappointment, dream, dreams, growth, height, Insecurity, perspective, Reality, reality check, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, short, societal standards, subhumanity, Tall, taller, TallTalesCraft, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9605	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of being only 6’1″ and live your dream of being a towering 6’5″ giant! Join us and experience a world where height is everything and being 2 inches away from “subhumanity” is a thing of the past.

On our server, you can build SKYSCRAPERS that reach the clouds and make all the other players look like tiny ants. Show off your newfound height superiority and assert your dominance over the puny peasants who dare to challenge you.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on EPIC QUESTS to find the mystical Height Potion that will grant you the extra inches you desire. Fight off hordes of mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and overcome treacherous obstacles to reach your ultimate goal of becoming the tallest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and RISE ABOVE the rest! Embrace your inner giant and let the world know that you are not just 6’1″ – you are a towering 6’5″ LEGEND!

AnonCraft: Server No. 265605099 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide!

#clues, alibi, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Deception, detective, Evidence, hidden agenda., Hide, interrogation, investigation, murder, Mystery, No. 265605099, plot twist, Police, Secrets, Server, suspects, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving laggy gameplay. Can you defeat the Ender Dragon while your screen freezes every 5 seconds? Only the bravest can conquer this feat!

– We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to prank a player. He now roams the virtual world, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine his precious diamonds. Can you outsmart a ghostly creeper?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Goddesses

Ancient, Blessings, Crafty, Creation, deity, divine feminine, Earth, fertility, Goddess, Goddesses, Harvest, Life, Motherhood, Mythology, Nature, Paganism, power, Pregnancy, Rituals, Sacred, Women, Worship

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Emeralds Found:	2812
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have ACTUAL goddesses of fertility roaming around! Join us and experience the WILD adventures of trying to keep up with these divine beings as they bless our lands with bountiful crops and baby animals.

But that’s not all! Our goddesses also throw the most INSANE parties in the Minecraft world. Picture this: dancing with the goddesses under a sky filled with GLOWING stars, while sipping on ENDLESS amounts of virtual champagne. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this CRAZY and UNIQUE experience! Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a fertility goddess and receive her BLESSINGS for your own Minecraft journey.

VisaCraft: Where Creepers Pay in Credit Cards

Cards, Credit, CREEPERS, Pay, VisaCraft, Visajeet

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	700065
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Visajeet is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored diamonds! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds and a magic wand that turns dirt into gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Visajeet today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams

CraftyTrolls, dreams, no stream, no streamSisters seethe, Stream, streamSisters seethe

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2233
Ores Mined:	9379	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	87
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Runes Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers where streamSisters seethe and ruin all the fun? Well, on our server, streamSisters seethe in the most entertaining way possible!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, on our server, streamSisters seethe in style.

Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition

17373, console, Edition, Entertainment, game developers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming industry, handheld, madness, Mario, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nintendo, pokemon, Retro, Switch, Technology, video games, virtual reality, Zelda

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Emeralds Found:	8057
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mines Excavated:	1595	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server, where the pixels are as crisp as a freshly opened bag of Doritos! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons guarded by zombie chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Peen Palace

anatomy, body autonomy, Childhood, circumcision, Crafty, cultural norms, emotional impact, Foreskin, foreskin restoration, genitalia, health implications, HUMAN RIGHTS, hygiene, Medical Ethics, medical procedure, Palace, parenting choices, Peen, personal experience, religious beliefs, sexual function, societal expectations, surgery

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	463481
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft

answer, Assistance, assistance needed, clarification, clarification needed, completion, efficiency, Help, Minecraft, organization, productivity, query, question.., response, Simple, Support, task, task management, Time, Time management, to-do list, todo, TODOS, Trivia

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Emeralds Found:	226
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	107
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Todo, a wise and all-knowing being who will challenge you with mind-bending riddles and quests. Can you answer this simple question from Todo and unlock the secrets of the universe? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

Oshi’s Block Party

akane, Anime, Beloved, BLOCK, cute, dressing up, family, fashion, identity crisis, japanese, Jealousy, Kana, Manga, Oshi no Ko, Oshis, Outfit, Party, Rivalry, sibling, sister, Style, transformation, trying on

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where even the NPCs have drama! Picture this: Akane, a fierce warrior, decides to try on Kana’s outfit without asking. Chaos ensues as Kana catches her in the act and a hilarious catfight breaks out. But that’s just a taste of the WILD adventures waiting for you on our server!

Join us for INSANE battles, OUTRAGEOUS quests, and UNBELIEVABLE shenanigans. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!