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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9946 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only skill you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you!
Join us if you’ve perfected the art of juggling chickens while riding a pig, because you never know when that skill might come in handy during a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re a master at building pixel art of Nicolas Cage using only dirt blocks – we guarantee you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So if you want to learn how to build a working roller coaster powered by fish, this is the place to be.
So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your most useless skills – you never know when they might just save the day!
