Nervous Minecraft Servers

Nervous Minecraft Servers

  • KissCraft Minecraft Server

    KissCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 2058
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Star Shards Collected: 277
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first kisses again! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget all about real life and just focus on building the perfect pixelated paradise. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted the power of endless kisses from virtual villagers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Kiss your real life problems goodbye and join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StarkCraft Minecraft Server – Astrology Edition

    StarkCraft Minecraft Server – Astrology Edition
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 2164
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Crops Grown: 1186

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and meet Billie, the mystical Minecraft goddess who will guide you on epic adventures like no other.

    Billie is not your average Minecraft character. She is a mix of Wonder Woman and Hermione Granger, with a dash of Indiana Jones thrown in for good measure. She is independent, curious, and always up for a challenge. With her by your side, you’ll conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.

    But that’s not all! Billie is also a master of observation and can sniff out hidden treasures like a bloodhound. She’ll lead you to secret caves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the loot your heart desires. Plus, she’s got a knack for turning any bad situation around with her determination and willpower.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on wild and wacky adventures with the one and only Billie? Trust us, once you meet her, you’ll never want to leave our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperDating

    CraftyCreeperDating
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 3174
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Crops Grown: 4835 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Votes: 8790

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of asking out guys in real life and getting rejected? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can ask out guys in the most epic and creative ways possible! Want to build a giant heart made out of diamonds and emeralds to confess your love? Go for it! Or maybe you want to challenge your crush to a PvP battle and if you win, they have to go on a date with you? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and start your quest for love in the most unique way possible!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AfraidCraft: Fear Factor

    AfraidCraft: Fear Factor
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 8827
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3838
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 227
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Love Letters Sent: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    When you accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and fell into a pit of creepers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Anti-Creeper Pit” feature that turns those explosive jerks into fluffy bunnies! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GirigiriCraft Minecraft Server

    GirigiriCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 781
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Animals Bred: 81 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (and possibly running to the bathroom)! Our server is cursed with the most bizarre and hilarious quirks, like needing to pee whenever you’re nervous. But don’t worry, we have a special power that helps you hold it in – just like the reclusive boy in the story!

    Embark on quests to find the legendary toilet paper sword, battle against mobs of angry bladder-control monsters, and build the most epic bathrooms in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a server quite like this one. So come join us and let the laughter (and pee) flow!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GirigiriCraft Minecraft Server

    GirigiriCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 1329
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can experience the hilarious adventures of a charming girl cursed to need the bathroom whenever she’s nervous! But don’t worry, because on our server, there’s a reclusive boy with a special power that helps her hold it in!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique and absurd storyline like this? You’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through the crazy world of our server, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battle between a girl in desperate need of a toilet and a boy with the power to save her from embarrassment?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows what other zany adventures await you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty C*nt Interviews

    Crafty C*nt Interviews
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 5559
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring job interviews in your mundane life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, job interviews are a whole new level of crazy! Picture this: you walk into the interview room and instead of a boring old HR manager, you are greeted by a talking chicken wearing a suit. And instead of answering typical interview questions, you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen to prove your worth. Trust us, once you survive this insane job interview, you’ll be ready for anything life throws at you! Join our server now for a job interview experience like no other. Good luck, bros!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAsianLove

    CraftyAsianLove
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8714
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 158
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can lose your virginity to a cute Asian woman! That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting zombies, our server offers a whole new level of excitement. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, romance, and maybe even a little bit of blocky passion. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

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  • LazyCraft: Where we pretend to be productive members of society…but end up building giant potato statues instead!

    LazyCraft: Where we pretend to be productive members of society…but end up building giant potato statues instead!
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 1746
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Mines Excavated: 4360
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world and its boring job interviews? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about job interviews again, because here, the only interview you’ll have is with our friendly villagers who just want to trade with you! Plus, our server is so fun and addicting, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, ditch the real world and join us for a virtual adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreepyCraft: Where ‘I am scared’ turns into ‘I am LOLing’

    CreepyCraft: Where ‘I am scared’ turns into ‘I am LOLing’
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 7109
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Crops Grown: 8430 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the robobrains are actually our friendly helpers! Don’t be scared, embrace the chaos and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

    Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself. Who knew those explosive little guys had such killer moves?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild and wacky experience you’ll never forget. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Random Twitch Whores and Casuals Minecraft SMP

    Random Twitch Whores and Casuals Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8082
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most elite gamers dare to tread. If you think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world, then buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are now leading a rebellion against the oppressive pig overlords. Will you join the fight, or will you cower in fear at the sight of a chicken with a weapon?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare loot guarded by a dragon who has a penchant for riddles. Will you be able to solve the dragon’s puzzles and claim the riches for yourself, or will you end up as dragon food?

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if the videogame can be beaten by random twitchwhores and casuals, it is not a difficult game. So bring your A-game and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Genius Henya’s Minecraft Server

    Genius Henya’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 2877
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Babanya Edition/999/ server! Join us and embark on epic adventures with Henya the Genius, the mastermind behind the VOMS Project. Explore the world with former members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya. But wait, there’s more! Encounter the enigmatic Ebosi (formerly known as Jitomi Monoe) and dive into the Amano Pikamee Archive for some mind-blowing content. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • Llama Lover Minecraft SMP

    Llama Lover Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 2866
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 669831 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 53
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical beasts, and uncover hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on llama communication. So if you’ve ever wanted to chat with a llama about the meaning of life, this is the place for you!

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded pickaxes. Who needs real-world currency when you can trade in emeralds and obsidian?

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known for stealing blocks and leaving behind cryptic riddles. Happy crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Big Rig Minecraft Server

    Big Rig Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 5414
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of tiny, cramped Minecraft servers where you can’t even swing a pickaxe without hitting someone in the face? Well, fear not, because our server is TOO BIG to rig!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a vast, sprawling world where you can roam freely without fear of bumping into your neighbor’s house. Our server is so massive that we once had a player get lost for three days trying to find their way back to spawn. Don’t worry, we eventually found them…in a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up on your very own dragon and compete in high-speed races through treacherous terrain. Just be sure to watch out for the fireballs and exploding creepers along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant squid attack.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

    Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 6725
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ores Mined: 615 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our latest update “Virtual Revenge”! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and sandwiches (yes, you read that right).

    Embark on epic quests like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Help Kai” where you’ll uncover secrets, battle virtual foes, and maybe even find the best sandwich in the game. But beware, because in our world, sandwiches come a knockin’ and you better be ready to defend yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got redeemable codes for exclusive in-game rewards like the ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you in our crazy Minecraft SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate sandwich warrior in our virtual battlefield mayhem. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KvadronCraft Minecraft server

    KvadronCraft Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 3025
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2710 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 125 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Survival, vulture, anarchy, in-game currency, cases, economy, beautiful map.

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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 7232
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Votes: 2264

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there). Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite anime characters from Falcom Games!

    We’ve got more content than a modded server on steroids – from epic soundtracks to exclusive figures of your favorite heroes. And don’t even get us started on the translations patches, because we’ve got more patches than a Nether fortress.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve even got Ys Memoire launching in the west, so you can experience the thrill of Felghana like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so epic, even Adol himself would be impressed.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the adventure never ends and the fun never stops! Join now and let the crafting begin!

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  • The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board

    The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 9920
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Star Shards Collected: 234
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Animals Bred: 27
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

    So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Divine Minds Minecraft Server

    Divine Minds Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7623
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even God himself would be impressed.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.

    Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • No-Selfie Minecraft SMP

    No-Selfie Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 3795
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Emeralds Found: 7581 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you!

    Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

    And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

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