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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1648 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Enchantments Applied: | 231 |
u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!
