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DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	279
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Items Found:	8181
Void Gems Collected:	35	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Villages Defended:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162	Dragon Eggs Found:	7370

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4546	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ores Mined:	7254
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9733	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.