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CraftyCraftServer

algorithm, Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyCraftServer, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, karma system, lack of diversity, Misinformation, mob mentality, Online Community, online harassment, reddit, reposts, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	6598
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Votes:	7969	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Dimension Hops:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ores Mined:	8832

Tired of getting downvoted into oblivion on Reddit? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting downvoted is creepers trying to blow up your epic builds! We’ve got a community of players who will upvote your creations faster than you can say “Steve.” Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond ore and enchanted golden apples – perfect for when you need to escape the wrath of the Ender Dragon. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not your pet pig is wearing a top hat. Join us now and start crafting your own hilarious adventure!

CoalToIsrael Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Bans, climate change, Coal exports, CoalToIsrael, colombia, economic impact, ENERGY, energy security, Environment, Export ban, Fossil Fuels, global trade, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy, renewable energy, Server, south america, Trade

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	5958

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Colombia banning coal exports to Israel! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena!

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlockyFall: PokrovsCollapse

battlefield analysis, BlockyFall, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense tactics, eastern front, expert warning, front collapse, Geopolitical, military defense, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, national security, PokrovsCollapse, Pokrovsk city, risk assessment, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur city from fallin apart? well, this server is like that but x1000! u gotta be on ur toes 24/7 or else ur whole front could collapse! ukrainian military experts are shakin in their boots over this server, that’s how intense it is. u gotta join now or risk total destruction of ur precious city! come on, what are u waitin for??!

BlockyPsychHospital

Black residents, BlockyPsychHospital, community policing, community relations, Crime Prevention, law enforcement, mental health, mental health disparities, mental health outcomes, mental health services, Mental Health Treatment, minority communities, Police Brutality, police interventions, policing incident, Public Safety, racial disparities, racial equity, racial profiling, social justice, youth psychiatric hospitalization

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Star Shards Collected:	96
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Yo, dis server be off the chain, like seriously, you gotta join for some crazy fun times! We got so much action goin’ on, you won’t know what hit ya!

So get this, right, if you join dis server, you gonna be like a superhero savin’ the day! Every time you stop a griefer or a troll, you gonna be helpin’ out a youth in psychiatric need! It’s like you’re a real-life hero, but in Minecraft form!

And get this, the more Black residents in the area, the stronger the effect! It’s like you’re on a mission to save the world, one block at a time! So come on and join us, we need all the heroes we can get to make a difference in the Minecraft world! Let’s do this!

SpudCraft: Where potatoes reign supreme and the only mods are potato skins! Join us now!

Active, application, close-knit, Collaborative, Community, Custom world, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Join, Maturity, Mods, Potato, Potatoes, Reign, Safe Community, season 7, Semi-New, shopping district, skins, small group, smp, SpudCraft, SUPREME, voice chat, Welcoming

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	9538	Farms Harvested:	815
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

SpudCraft Minecraft Server
Overview:	SpudCraft is a Minecraft community focused on creating a safe and trusting environment for players to enjoy the game together. Features include a diamond economy system, easy access to spawn, voice chat mod, vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks, and a mature, interactive community.
Season:	Seventh season launched on July 5th
Website:	https://map.spudcraft.org/

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?	SpudCraft is a community brought together by a love for Minecraft, aiming to expand into a safe and trusting community.
What does SpudCraft offer?	Trust-based diamond economy system /spawn command for easy return to spawn Simple voice chat mod Essential datapacks for vanilla experience 15-year-old age requirement Kind, mature, and interactive community Collaborative build projects and events BlueMap for world exploration Custom world generation
How old is the current season of SpudCraft?	SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old.
How can I join SpudCraft?	Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

SluttyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SluttyCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1374
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a box of chocolates (except you always know what you’re gonna get – pure chaos).

Join us if you want to experience a world where sheep can fly, pigs can talk, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug (which may or may not explode in your face). Our community is as diverse as a bag of Skittles – you never know who you’ll run into next.

And if you’re wondering where you can find more of that slut you met at the virtual bar last night, don’t worry – she’s probably building a castle in our server right now, ready to steal your diamonds and break your heart. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

CryptoCraft SMP – “HODLing Blocks: Minecraft SMP”

ADA, Altcoin, Analysis, Blockchain, blocks, Cardano, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, Future, growth, hodl, hodling, Investment, long term, market, Minecraft, opportunity, Potential, price, profit, Risk, smart contracts, smp, Staking

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	3443
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	179
Enchantments Applied:	249	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ores Mined:	9396	Animals Bred:	143

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We once had a player who bought a diamond pickaxe for $2.5 and suddenly became the richest player on the server. Legend has it that they never looked back and lost track of time, spending hours upon hours mining for more precious diamonds.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a group of friendly creepers who will trade with you for emeralds. Join us on this wild ride and let us redpill you on the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

BabyCraftBattles

aita, Avery, baby, Baby name, BabyCraftBattles, Boyfriend, BPD, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, family dynamics, intervention, Margo, name change, Niece, Pregnancy, Savery, sister, teasing, Tyler, unique name

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4184
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister naming her baby Savery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and excitement that rivals this family feud.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the plot of this post. From changing baby names to heated text message exchanges, our server is full of unexpected surprises.

And just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate through tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you stand up for what you believe in, even if it means facing backlash from your sister’s boyfriend? Or will you keep the peace and avoid getting involved in the drama?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual conflict resolution like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

KindCraftSMP – Kindness from a Stranger

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building your epic castle on this wild Minecraft SMP, when suddenly a random player comes up to you and hands you a diamond sword with the words “For the epic battles ahead, my friend”. Turns out, this player was actually a secret agent from the Diamond Sword Guild, on a mission to spread joy and chaos in the land of blocks.

But that’s not all – another time, you were lost in the Nether, about to be devoured by a pack of angry zombie pigmen, when out of nowhere a player swoops in on a flying pig and rescues you, shouting “Fear not, for I am the Pigman Whisperer, here to save the day!”. Turns out, this player had a special bond with the pigmen and they owed him a favor or two.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate your birthday, complete with exploding creepers and flying llamas. It was a night to remember, filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where kindness, absurdity, and epic adventures reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the craziest blocky community you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of wild and wacky moments await you in this land of endless possibilities!

BlockyBabesCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	6564	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crops Grown:	1164
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by former porn stars who know all the juiciest secrets of the industry! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous gossip, epic builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous adult film director who will help you build the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. So come on, join us and uncover the hidden world of the porn industry in Minecraft!