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OrbanCraft: Putin Visits & Ukraine Talks
crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, EU Presidency, European Commission, European Council, European leaders, european parliament, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, OrbánCraft, putin, russia, summit meeting, talks, Ukraine, Viktor Orbán, visits, Vladimir Putin
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!
we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to poop in it to win a prize. it was wild, man.
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the animals in the game turn into dancing llamas. it’s like a llama rave, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden in the server. u gotta find the right block to click on to get in, but once u do, it’s party time, baby!
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, why are u even here, bro?

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KiltCraft: Don’t Mix with Stilts!
awkward, bizarre fashion, dont, fashion blunder, fashion disaster, fashion faux pas, fashion mishap, impractical, KiltCraft, Kilts, Mismatched, Mix, odd pairing, outlandish, quirky outfit, Stilts, strange mix, terrible combination, Unconventional, unique style, unusual choice, weird trend
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where everyone has to wear stilts and kilts at the same time. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, dude. you gotta try not to fall over while also looking fabulous in your kilt. it’s like a fashion show meets an obstacle course. plus, there’s this rumor that if you can make it to the top of the tallest mountain while wearing stilts and a kilt, you’ll find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the lava pits, they’ll totally ruin your outfit. join our server for the ultimate fashion adventure!

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StegoCraft: BaiyinoGenus
Ancient, BaiyinoGenus, Baiyinosaurus baojiensis, China, Dinosaur, discovery, Evolution, fossil, Middle Jurassic, new genus, new species, paleobiology, Paleontology, prehistoric, research, scientific study, scientists, StegoCraft, stegosaur, taxonomy, vertebrate, Wangjiashan Formation
so, liek, imagine u r in dis minecraft server, right, and u r just mining ur own business when out of nowhere, a freakin’ stegosaurus shows up! yep, u heard me right, a real-life stegosaurus in minecraft! and not just any stegosaurus, but a whole new species called Baiyinosaurus baojiensis.
u can ride on its back and explore the land, or maybe even use it to fight off creepers and zombies. it’s like having ur own prehistoric bodyguard!
but wait, there’s more! the server is filled with all sorts of crazy creatures and adventures. u can go on quests to find hidden treasures, or build ur own dinosaur park with all kinds of dino exhibits.
so, come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional T-Rex rampage). trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic dino-mite adventure!

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[PRISMMA ONLINE] – 1.20.4 ou acima – SURVIVAL – RPG – SKILLS – DUNGEONS – BOSSES
Adventure, Adventurer Rank, Anti Exploit, Anti-Hack, Anti-Xray, armor, auction house, Bosses, Custom Items, Customenchants, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Official Stores, optifine, player stores, Progression, PvE, Rewards, RPG, Shops, Skills, Store, Survival, Terrain protection, Treasures, Unique Features, Voting Rewards, Warps, weapons, Website
Server focused on RPG and Survival, with emphasis on PVE progression. We have several unique Skills, weapons, armor and custom items, Dungeons and epic Bosses for you to defeat.Explore survival, the nether and The End with custom ores to create legendary items. Create your own Shops and warps, boost the economy and climb your Adventurer Rank to unlock more features on the server. We emphasize exploration and discovery, with plenty of rewards and treasures to be discovered! Many more unique features await you in Prismma Online!
Server Main Highlights:– Server focused on RPG + Survival– Skill Grinding and Daily Quests– Fair Play: Anti Hack + Anti Xray + Anti Exploit– Terrain Protection System– Official Stores and Player Stores– Auction House– Create your own warps directly to your store– Earn rewards for voting on the server
Discord: discord.prismma.onlineSite: prismma.onlineStore: prismma.online/store
play.prismma.online:25589

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New Server IP
Over The Hill Gamers: Where Our Skills Are As Old As Our Players, Just Like Fine Wine!
Active players, Adults, Builds, Community, Farms, Fine, Friendly, Gamers, hard difficulty, Hardware, HILL, LOW LAG, No pvp, Older players, Players, respectful, server info, Skills, Technical, time zones, Upgraded, USA based, Vanilla, Whitelist, wine, work schedules
Minecraft Server Overview:
Community Respectful older adults
Online Players 2-6 on average
Server Version 1.21
Game Play No PVP, no mods, hard difficulty
Location Based in USA, low lag for players worldwide
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
1. Can I join the server if I’m a beginner player?
Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server. You don’t need to be a technical player to fit in.
2. How can I get the server information to join?
Send a message to the server admin and they will provide you with the necessary details to join.
3. Are there any scheduled events on the server?
There may be friendly scheduled events for PVP or other activities, but otherwise, the server is focused on building and enjoying the game.
4. What kind of builds and farms are created on the server?
Players on the server work together to create awesome builds and farms, focusing on collaborative gameplay and creativity.

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YeehawCraft Minecraft Server
4th of july, America, ARGENTINIAN, c2, dad, English, German, God bless America, husband, Languages, local language, Minecraft, planning to move, redneck ladies, self proud, Server, YeehawCraft
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!
Join us and become part of a community where moving to America and becoming a redneck husband or dad is a totally normal aspiration. We welcome players from all over the world, especially if you speak three languages fluently like our Argentinian friend here.
On our server, you can practice your English skills and aim for that coveted C2 level while building insane structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a redneck lady who will make you her husband!
So come on, join us and celebrate the 4th of July in style. God bless America, and God bless our crazy Minecraft server!

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FragmentedCraft Minecraft Server
balance, boss difficulty, boss fights, Dancing Lion, defence boost, easy mode, fragment types, FragmentedCraft, FRAGMENTS, fragments balance, game balance, Game Mechanics, Mechanic, Messmer, Metyr, Minecraft, player experience, Putrescent Knight, Rellana, Server, Skibidis, sunken chapel, ulcerated tree spirit
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the mobs are scratching their heads in confusion.
Join us and experience the thrill of taking down boss mobs like the Dancing Lion, Rellana, Messmer, and the Putrescent Knight without breaking a sweat. But beware, once you reach the sunken chapel and face off against the ulcerated tree spirit, you may find yourself reaching for your skibidis (whatever that is) to survive.
Our server is so wacky that even the fragments in the game are feeling a little off balance. Use them to boost your defense or just watch as the mobs become complete jokes. Who needs a challenge when you can breeze through boss fights like Metyr on your first try?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the community. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

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New Server IP
ThirstTrapCraft
acts of service, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, domestic responsibilities, emotional labor, emotional needs, Empathy, equality in relationships, Expectations, expressing affection, love language, Partnership, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self-care, Support, ThirstTrapCraft, understanding partners, validation
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of acts of service! Unlike some partners who refuse to get you a drink in bed, our players are always willing to go the extra mile for each other. Need a pickaxe? We got you. Want someone to build you a castle? No problem!
Join us on this server and experience a world where everyone is a personal slave…but in a good way! Our love language is all about helping each other out and making sure everyone feels appreciated. Plus, we settle arguments with epic build battles instead of silly disagreements about drinks in bed.
So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and just have a good time building, exploring, and laughing with your fellow players. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about hoovering moths away for your partner…unless, of course, you want to show off your amazing moth-catching skills!

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New Server IP
NoMoreExesPls
closed-mindedness, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of accountability, lack of ambition, lack of communication, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of independence, lack of trust, laziness, Manipulation, NoMoreExesPls, Selfishness, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits
Are you tired of dating creepers who always blow up your heart? Join our Minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT cannons in epic PvP battles! Say goodbye to boring dates and hello to building pixelated empires with your new blocky bae. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle? Swipe right on our server and never worry about dating a zombie again!

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New Server IP
PixelWarZone
aggression, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, fear, Hungarian, Hungary, Insecurity, international relations, Military, Négotiation, Peace, PixelWarZone, pm, Politics, putin, russia, Safety, War
so, lyke, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, even da hungarian prime minister iz talkin bout it to putin? yea, datz rite, dis server iz so safe, even dem big shot politicians iz feelin it.
we gotz war and destruction but in a fun way, like u can build ur own battlefields and blow stuff up with TNT, itz a blast! plus, we gotz da craziest mods and plugins dat will make ur head spin.
join now and be part of da madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! trust me, u won’t regret it. just ask da hungarian pm, he’ll tell u how safe and fun it iz here.

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Community	Respectful older adults
Online Players	2-6 on average
Server Version	1.21
Game Play	No PVP, no mods, hard difficulty
Location	Based in USA, low lag for players worldwide

Minecraft Server Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server if I’m a beginner player?

2. How can I get the server information to join?

3. Are there any scheduled events on the server?

4. What kind of builds and farms are created on the server?