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Cope Sturbation Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	314057	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamond blocks. But here’s the twist – the diamond blocks were actually enchanted with the power to make your character do the floss dance every time you mined them! How hilarious is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon that gives you super speed for 10 minutes. Imagine zooming around the map like a bacon-powered superhero! And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that lay explosive eggs and creeper cows that explode into confetti when you defeat them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> Kicks Out At 3 Minecraft SMP

acrobatics, agility, athletic maneuvers, athleticism, audience engagement, cartwheels, crowd interaction, Entertainment, frontflips, gorilla position, high five, kicks, kicks out, kip-ups, Minecraft, Performance, physicality, ring entrance, ring exit, ring skills, showmanship, smp, wrestling moves

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where players are required to do a kip-up every time they respawn, frontflip off the edge of the world, and cartwheel back to spawn. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where players have to high five the entrance ramp before entering any building. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun server out there! So come join us and show off your acrobatic skills in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!

Dragon and Sword Minecraft server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Dragon&Sword

A promising project just starting to grow.Join our team. Recruitment for admin is underway. compound.

217.106.107.160:26922

Popo’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Christmas movies? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got hags, lolis, tomboys, and maids – something for everyone! And who needs snow when you can enjoy a summer setting all year round? Plus, our soulful animation by Studio Shaft will blow your mind. But the real reason to join? Our catchy ED will have you dancing in your seat! Don’t miss out on the most epic Christmas experience of your life – join us now!

Broncos Championship Inbound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground base where we worship a giant chicken named Cluckington.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether! Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the lava pit.

PixelmonZ

3d, Adventure, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, developers, dynamic events, Minecraft, new content, open world, Pixelmon, Pixelmon newbie, PixelmonZ, pokemon, PvE, Quests, Server, Staff, unique gameplay, Veteran trainer

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Votes:	3318	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to PixelmonZ, the ultimate Pixelmon experience! With tons of custom features and unique gameplay, PixelmonZ is the perfect place to catch and train your favorite Pokemon in a 3D open-world environment. Our server has a dedicated team of staff and developers who constantly update the server with new content, including custom ranks, unique quests, and dynamic events. Whether you’re a veteran Pokemon trainer or a Pixelmon newbie, PixelmonZ has something for everyone. Join us today and start your Pixelmon adventure!

play.pixelmonz.xyz:25571

Cuckold Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Votes:	463	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable? Join our server and get ready to explore a world where the craziest things can happen!

Picture this: you and your mom teaming up to take on creepers and zombies together. Who knew that a Minecraft server could bring families closer than ever before? Join us and see just how far you’re willing to go for the ultimate gaming experience!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. Can you keep up with these speedy creatures as they race through obstacle courses and challenge you to keep up?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cuckoo situation with your mom that you never expected!

Remember the Date Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7311	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most meme-tastic server out there! We have retired the Bobo meme on /biz/ and replaced it with the Bobo Minecraft SMP meme – it’s the next level of internet culture, trust us.

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying llamas, battle giant chickens, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made out of pure cheese! Our community is filled with hilarious characters like the legendary Bobo himself, who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dance Dance Revolution with Creepers” and “Hot Potato with Ender Pearls” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Ocean Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Atlantic Ocean, Crafty, Minecraft, Ocean, ocean choice, ocean comparison, ocean debate, ocean decision, ocean decision making, ocean dilemma, Ocean Discovery, Ocean exploration, ocean geography, ocean inquiry, ocean options, ocean preference, ocean query, ocean question, ocean selection, ocean trivia, pacific ocean, Pacific vs Atlantic, Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of choosing between the Pacific Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean? Well, on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we’ve merged the two oceans together to create the ultimate aquatic playground for you to explore.

Join our server and dive into the depths of the Pacific-Atlantic Ocean, where you can swim with dolphins, ride on the backs of giant squids, and even discover hidden underwater cities filled with treasure.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater portal that will transport you to a magical realm where you can battle sea monsters and collect rare loot.

So why settle for just one ocean when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and start your epic underwater adventure today!

Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	3018	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1435
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	793

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is filled with capeshit film stars who are all straight white men! And guess what? We’ve made a billion diamonds just from their sheer star power! Who would’ve thunk it? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the block!