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PuritanCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the Smiling Friends neopuritan christcucks? Join our Minecraft server and fight back against their ridiculous agenda! Build giant phallic structures to assert your dominance, engage in epic battles against the forces of censorship, and unleash your inner rebel against the tyranny of the Smiling Friends! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty blocky llama god and sacrifice creepers for good luck. Join us and let’s show those neopuritan christcucks who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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RedFlagReminder Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with talking chickens who give out quests for enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but rubber chickens and fish sticks. And every full moon, a giant zombie llama comes out to challenge anyone brave enough to take it on in a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamacorns who control the weather and can summon thunderstorms on command. Plus, every new player gets a free pet dragon that can breathe fire and roast marshmallows for you while you mine for diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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CraftyForever

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If you’re tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and battling creepers, then boy do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to boring chores and hello to endless possibilities! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? You can do that here! Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, we can’t promise that, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life! Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can be a virtual master builder? Let your imagination run wild and let the good times roll!

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JetSetCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is so lit, even Trump had to take precautions to join! like, he flew a decoy jet because he was scared an Iranian spy would shoot down his plane with a missile just to stop him from playing on this epic Minecraft server! if it’s good enough for Trump, it’s good enough for you, right? come join us and see what all the fuss is about! who knows, maybe you’ll have to fly a decoy jet too just to stay safe from all the crazy fun you’ll be having!

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BrickinItWithRussia

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and the u.s. combined! our relations are on the brink of collapse just like in real life but with more blocky fun! we refuse to confirm any claims of trump calling us because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! who needs politics when you have minecraft?

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PuritanCraft Minecraft Server

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JetSetCraft Minecraft Server

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