neopuritan – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PuritanCraft Minecraft Server

adult swim, Agenda, animated series, animation, Christcuck, comedy, controversial, cultural criticism, dark comedy, edgy humor, Entertainment, humor, Minecraft, neopuritan, Political Correctness, PuritanCraft, satire, Server, Smiling Friends, social commentary, television, tv show

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Smiling Friends neopuritan christcucks? Join our Minecraft server and fight back against their ridiculous agenda! Build giant phallic structures to assert your dominance, engage in epic battles against the forces of censorship, and unleash your inner rebel against the tyranny of the Smiling Friends! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty blocky llama god and sacrifice creepers for good luck. Join us and let’s show those neopuritan christcucks who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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MexiCraft Server: No Deportations!

Accept, asylum seekers, border, controversy, deportation, deportation flight, deportations, Diplomatic, Flight, Government, immigration, International, mexico, MexiCraft, migrants, policy, refusal, refuses, relations, Server, Tensions, Trump administration, U.S

yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like mexico sayin no to a u.s. deportation flight – straight up savage! we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant taco castle or a sombrero-shaped house. plus, our admins are like the mexican cartel – they don’t mess around and will protect u from any griefers tryna ruin ur fun. come join the fiesta and let’s build some epic sh*t together, viva la minecraft! 🌮🇲🇽💥

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NATORejectsRussiaCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Demand, Diplomacy, Dispute, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military aggression, nato, NATORejectsRussiaCraft, negotiations, political tension, Promise, rejection, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Utter bulls***

So, like, you wanna join this Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except the unicorns are actually creepers and the rainbows are made of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into angry villagers who chased them around for hours. It was hilarious!

And let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion. The sky was filled with clucking and feathers, and players had to fight off the giant chickens with nothing but wooden swords. It was chaos, but so much fun!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, then you gotta join us. Plus, we have the best virtual pizza parties every Friday night. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that!

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Timberjack’s Lumber Lounge

felled logs, forest management, Forestry, logging industry, Lounge, Lumber, lumberjack, milled boards, processed boards, Sawmill, sustainable forestry, Timber, timber harvesting, timber industry, timber processing, timber production, timber utilization, Timberjacks, tree cutting, wood processing, woodworking

join our epic minecraft server where lumberjacks rule the land! forget about chopping down trees like a noob, on our server, you’ll be wielding your axe like a true timber warrior.

imagine this: you’re deep in the forest, surrounded by towering trees and the sound of birds chirping. suddenly, a wild creeper appears! but fear not, for you are a lumberjack, and you chop that creeper into pieces with one swift swing of your axe.

not only will you be a master of the forest, but you’ll also have access to exclusive lumberjack gear, like enchanted axes and tree-themed armor. you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you strut around the server, showing off your epic loot.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and become the ultimate lumberjack warrior! chop chop, my friends, chop chop!

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Blocky Behavior: Wealthy Kids Gone Wild

academic achievement, act out, age 3, Behavior, behavior influences, behavioral problems, blocky, childhood development, children’s behavior, community factors, developmental outcomes, early childhood, family income, high-poverty neighborhoods, influence, Kids, neighborhood poverty, PEERS, poorer families, social environment, socioeconomic status, study, wealthier families, Wealthy, Wild

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta hear dis crazy story! So, like, there was dis study dat said kids from rich families in poor neighborhoods actin’ out like crazy by age 3. Can you imagine dat? Well, on dis server, we got all da rich kids actin’ out and causing chaos like never before! Join us for a wild ride of mischief and mayhem as we explore da blocky world together. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all da craziness happenin’ here! So what are you waitin’ for? Come join da fun and let’s make some memories together on dis insane Minecraft server!

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The Superflat Experiment

ADMIN, building, Community, eras, Experiment, Griefing, intervention, landscape, Mineshafts, Monuments, ONLINE, Pillager Outposts, Resets, ruined portals, rules, Server, Spawn, Strongholds, Structures, Superflat, Survival, trial chambers, Vanilla, Villages

The Superflat Experiment Overview

Server Type	Full vanilla Superflat survival
Features	Structures enabled, including Villages, Strongholds, Pillager Outposts, Ruined Portals, Mineshafts, and Trial Chambers
Community	Small, tight-knit community with rare griefing incidents
Server Admin	Sole admin dedicated to keeping the server online
IP Address	superflat.world
Community Discord	discord.gg/8PVxNumQT9
Server Location	New York City

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any in-game rules?	No, there are no in-game rules on The Superflat Experiment server.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can expect a full vanilla Superflat survival experience with natural generation of various structures.
How long has the server been running?	The server started on March 11, 2022, and the admin plans to keep it online as long as there is interest.
Is griefing common on the server?	No, griefing is rare due to the tight-knit community on the server.
Where is the server located?	The server is located in New York City.

Realm of Lost Empires 1.21.3

1.21.3, acceptance, CHANGE, culture, demographics, Diversity, Empires, ethnicity, Europeans, Evolution, Future, Globalization, Harmony, heritage, Identity, immigration, Inclusivity, integration, Lost, Population, progress, Realm, society, Unity

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, fam. This server is like a magical land where Europeans are disappearing faster than you can say “creeper.” It’s like a dream come true for anyone who’s tired of hearing about Brexit and baguettes.

Imagine a world where you can mine and build without any Europeans getting in your way. No more annoying accents or debates about soccer teams. It’s a paradise for those who just want to chill and craft in peace.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this server now and say goodbye to those pesky Europeans once and for all. It’s like a breath of fresh air in a world full of smog. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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ExHusbandTaxEvasionCraft

000, 8.., Abuse, bills, Borrowing, DEBT, Divorced, ExHusband, ExHusbandTaxEvasionCraft, hidden money, Kids, lying.., managing money, MONEY, refusing, secret reserves, Separating, sister, stealing, stimulus checks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of deceit and betrayal! Just like the OP’s sister, you can borrow money from other players and create secret reserves to pay them back. Who needs honesty when you can have a thrilling game of financial manipulation?

But wait, there’s more! Get involved in messy divorces and custody battles just like our players do. Will you choose sides or play both for your own benefit? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join now and experience the ultimate drama-filled Minecraft server where lying, backstabbing, and secret stashes are all part of the game. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

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IllusionaryLife Minecraft SMP

digital age, Digital World, fake news, IllusionaryLife, internet, internet culture, internet influence, internet misconceptions, internet myths, internet trends, Minecraft, Misinformation, online behavior, online beliefs, online culture, online misconceptions, online perception, online reality., online stereotypes, smp, social media, viral trends, virtual reality

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF. Like, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. It’s like a freaking fantasy land, man.

And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. They grant wishes to anyone who joins the server. I asked for a pet dragon and boom, now I’m riding around on a fire-breathing lizard, causing chaos everywhere I go.

But wait, there’s more. The chat is actually a portal to another dimension. You can talk to aliens, time travelers, and even Bigfoot himself. It’s wild, bro.

So, if you want to experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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UkraineWar24HrsGone

24 hours, armed conflict, cease-fire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., ending, foreign policy, global security, humanitarian crisis, international community, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, peacekeeping mission, political deadlock, ukraine war, UkraineWar24HrsGone, united nations, war resolution

Tired of real life politics ruining your day? Come join our Minecraft server where we ended the Ukraine war in 24 hours using nothing but diamond swords and enchanted armor! Our players are so skilled, even world leaders are asking for tips on conflict resolution. Join now and help us bring peace to the world, one block at a time!

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GreenlandGriefCraft

Arctic, Communication, controversy, criticism, Danish PM, denmark, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandGriefCraft, international relations, nato, Négotiation, phone call, Politics, president trump, territorial dispute, trump, united states, White House

so, like, imagine if trump was in minecraft, right? and he’s all like, “yo, danish PM, i want greenland!” and the danish PM is like, “nah bro, greenland is ours.” and trump is all like, “i’ll build a wall around greenland in minecraft and make the danish PM pay for it!”

if you wanna be part of this crazy world where trump is trying to take over greenland in minecraft, then join our server! build walls, negotiate with other countries, and maybe even start a war over some virtual land! who knows what will happen next in this wild and wacky world of minecraft politics!

come join us and see if you can help trump conquer greenland in the most ridiculous way possible! it’s gonna be a yuge adventure, believe me!

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