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PuritanCraft Minecraft Server

adult swim, Agenda, animated series, animation, Christcuck, comedy, controversial, cultural criticism, dark comedy, edgy humor, Entertainment, humor, Minecraft, neopuritan, Political Correctness, PuritanCraft, satire, Server, Smiling Friends, social commentary, television, tv show

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Potions Brewed:	92	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Love Letters Sent:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Smiling Friends neopuritan christcucks? Join our Minecraft server and fight back against their ridiculous agenda! Build giant phallic structures to assert your dominance, engage in epic battles against the forces of censorship, and unleash your inner rebel against the tyranny of the Smiling Friends! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty blocky llama god and sacrifice creepers for good luck. Join us and let’s show those neopuritan christcucks who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

KremlinCraft: Kursk Attack LOL!

alleged, Attack, Aug. 11, complaint, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, informal meeting, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk, Kursk Oblast, lol, Military, News, Politics, Report, russia, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrinform, UN Security Council, united nations

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine be like “we didn’t do it” and russia be like “nyet, you did it!” but who really knows? maybe it was herobrine all along! join now to witness the drama unfold and pick a side in this epic war! bonus points if you can find the hidden Kursk Oblast on the map! trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Creeper Cancer Club – Rise of the Blocks

Australia, blocks, Cancer, cancer awareness, cancer cases, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer projections, cancer research, cancer statistics, cancer survival rates, cancer treatment, cancer trends, club, creeper, global health, Healthcare, Medical research, men’s cancer, men’s health issues, mens health, public health, Rise

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can cure men’s cancer? well, our server can do just that! join us and watch your cancer magically disappear as you mine and build in our virtual world.

we’ve got crazy mini-games where you can battle cancer cells with diamond swords and potions. trust me, it’s a wild ride!

plus, we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we’ve recreated the entire human body in minecraft blocks, complete with a working immune system that fights off cancer mobs. it’s like playing doctor, but way more fun!

so come join us on this insane journey to fight cancer and have a blast while doing it. who knew curing cancer could be so entertaining?

The Escargot Experiment: Not Quite Anarchy with a Side of Modded Factions, PvP, and PvE! No Guns, Nukes, Planes, or Cars! Slightly Sporadic Updates!

Anarchy, arg, cars, Create, customizations, data packs, enemies, escargot, Experiment, Factions, Guns, Lore, Modded, nukes, Planes, Plugins, private developer, PvE, PvP, Safe Zones, Secrets, semi anarchy, Shops, Side, slightly, Sporadic, Updates, weekly updates

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	6483
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	9923
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Esker Experiment
Features	Modded server with custom content, semi-anarchy gameplay, infection, machines and guns, custom map with secrets, lore and ARG
Custom Developer	Private developer focused on improving server experience

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is The Esker Experiment?	It is a modded server with semi-anarchy gameplay, allowing players to engage in PVP activities and explore custom content.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server, with the primary focus being on PVP interactions. Players are not allowed to attack offline bases.
What is the unique feature of the server?	The server has custom content developed by a private developer, including infection, machines, guns, and a large map with secrets.
How can I join The Esker Experiment?	Join the Discord server to get the modpack and IP address for the server. Discord invite link: https://discord.gg/xeWReJMycE

CastawayCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	161	Dragon Eggs Found:	5840
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server, where we have a special feature called “Cast him” where you can literally cast other players into the sky with a flick of your wand!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure you hold on tight, because things tend to get explosive around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

WaitCraft SMP – 8 More Years of Murica Madness

8 years, achievement, American pride, anticipation, Competition, countdown, determination, dreams, Future, goal-setting, LA 2024, madness, Murica, olympics, patience, perseverance, smp, sports, united states, Victory, WAIT, WaitCraft, WIN, Years

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	298	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Crops Grown:	2951	Emeralds Found:	2331
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for 8 more years because Murica will win in LA 2024! That’s right, we have insider information that America is going to dominate the Olympics in 2024, so why not spend your time on our server preparing for that glorious moment? Who needs diamonds when you can have gold medals instead? So come on, join us and get ready for the most epic Minecraft Olympics ever!

YogurtRage Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional distress, Emotional support, Family issues, feeling invalidated, feeling unheard, Frustration, household dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, personal belongings, privacy invasion, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, validation, yogurt, YogurtRage

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of your family disrespecting your belongings? Join our Minecraft server where no one can touch your precious blocks without your permission! Build your own fortress and protect it from pesky siblings who think they can just waltz in and take whatever they want. No more stolen yogurt, smeared mascara, or bug spray mishaps – only pure, uninterrupted building fun! Plus, if anyone dares to mock you, just unleash your virtual wrath and show them who’s boss. Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of your Minecraft domain!

CreeperCustodyBattles

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Court, CreeperCustodyBattles, custody agreement, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Legal, parenting, people pleasing, relationships, Schedule, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more backstabbing and betrayal than a soap opera, with players trying to outdo each other in the art of manipulation and mind games. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and watch the chaos unfold?

Take a break from real-life drama and immerse yourself in the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re looking for a peaceful and drama-free experience, in which case, maybe try a different server. But where’s the fun in that? Join us now and let the madness begin!

HateWatchersUnite

Cinema, controversial, cult classic, cult favorite, DIVISIVE, Favorite, film, guilty pleasure, hate, HateWatchersUnite, Hidden Gem, love, misunderstood, Movie, Overlooked, personal taste, Underrated, underrated gem, Unique, unpopular opinion

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2299
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable taste in movies? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all the underrated gems that everyone else seems to hate! From the cinematic masterpiece that is Sharknado to the timeless classic that is The Room, we have a movie night every week where we gather round the virtual campfire and roast marshmallows while watching the most cringe-worthy films that will make you question your sanity. So come join us and embrace your inner film snob on our server, where bad movies are the new black!

StellarCraft: PerseidPals & PlanetPair

astronomical events, Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, celestial viewing, cosmic events, meteor shower, meteoroids, night sky, PerseidPals, Perseids, planetary pairing, PlanetPair, Shooting Stars, sky observation, sky watching, Space, Stargazing, starry night, Stellarcraft, summer nights, telescope

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467

hey u! ya u! r u ready for the most epic minecraft server ever? well get ready for the perseids and a pretty planetary pairing! why should u join our server, u ask? well let me tell u a lil story. one time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a dimension where everything was made of cheese. yes, u heard me right, CHEESE! they built a cheese castle and ruled over the land with a cheese scepter. it was glorious! so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, then join us now! plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. what more could u ask for? join now and let the madness begin!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusing clips, baby memes, BrownBaby, clitty, comedy, comedy skits, cute babies, Entertainment, Funny Moments, funny videos, hilarious, humor, infant humor, internet culture, jokes, laugh out loud, LaughCraft, Laughter, Meme culture, Minecraft, Server, viral videos, ylyl

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	137
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	471226
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to BrownBaby Clitty – the wildest, wackiest server in all of blocky land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon BrownBaby Clitty and were immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right – a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their crazy adventure.

On this server, you can ride llamas into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even participate in epic dance parties with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move together.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then BrownBaby Clitty is the place for you. Join now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious gaming experience of your life!