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MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, Coping skills, emotional well being, empowerment, healing, inner peace, life changing, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftShrinkSaysLol, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7509
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Towns Built:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Holy Grails Found:	4

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1915
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Void Armor Forged:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mines Excavated:	2566
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	407
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!