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CraftingFails

biggest mistake, blunder, cautionary tale, CraftingFails, Disaster, error, error in judgment, Failure, Fault, learning experience, life lessons, mishap, misstep, mistake to avoid, mistake to learn from, mistake to remember, MISTAKES, oversight, regret, screw-up, worst mistakes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Towns Built:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3832
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and make even worse mistakes!

Ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a cute green pig? Well, on our server, you’ll accidentally unleash a whole army of creepers on your base!

Have you ever dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, you’ll dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava…filled with dancing skeletons!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might just end up accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into the jaws of a giant zombie!

So come on, join our server and make the worst mistakes of your Minecraft life! It’ll be a blast…literally.

BelgorodCraft: Putin’s Panic Land

Belgorod Oblast, BelgorodCraft, crisis management., emergency assistance, emergency declaration, emergency management, emergency measures, emergency preparedness, emergency relief efforts, emergency resources, emergency response, emergency response team, emergency services, emergency situation, emergency support, federal emergency, government intervention., Land, natural disaster, Panic, Putins, russia, russian news, state of emergency

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	1140	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

OMG GUYS, HAVE U HEARD? Russia just declared a federal emergency in Belgorod Oblast, but who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! 😂🎮

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! 💥🐷🕺

Forget about real life drama, come build your dream castle with diamond walls and obsidian floors! And if u get bored, just hop on a llama and ride off into the sunset while shooting fireballs from your hands! 🔥🦙🌅

So what are u waiting for? Join our server now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together! Who needs a federal emergency when u have THIS much fun in Minecraft?! 😜🎉🔥

Zap-Free Brain Gain Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain stimulation, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Connection, electrical current, electrical stimulation, exercise benefits., exercise research, forced muscle movement, gain, mental health, movement therapy, muscle control, muscle movement, neurology, physical activity, relationship between exercise and brain activity, Server, study, Voluntary exercise, ZapFree

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ores Mined:	8077

come join our epic minecraft server where we make your brain big smart with all the voluntary exercise you can handle! no forced muscle movement here, just pure fun and cognitive performance improvement! our players have reported solving complex puzzles in record time and crafting the most epic builds ever seen in the minecraft universe. don’t miss out on the chance to level up your brain while having a blast with our awesome community. join now and let the brain gains begin!

MBlockss

1.20, 1.8, amazing, Community, Custom, Game, high quality, Ip:, IRL Money Rewards, MBlocks, Minecraft, ONLINE, paypal rewards, Players, Prison, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Supported, Survival, Top Player, Unique Content

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3773
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	1896	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

MBlocks is a high-quality Skyblock server featuring paypal rewards, unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! Work hard to become the top player on the server!

IP: mblocks.net

1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

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srv57.godlike.club:26366

Serenity SMP: Where Peaceful Hobbies Meet Chaotic PvP Bedrock Shenanigans

Asia, bedrock, Build Responsibly, chaotic, Griefing, hobbies, Keepinventory, Language Use, Meet, No Doxing, No Excessive Swearing, No Exploiting Bugs, No Impersonation, No Spamming, one player sleep, open world, Peaceful, Philippines, PvP, Report Issues, Respect Other Players, Semianarchy, Serenity, Sethome, Shenanigans, smp, Spawn, Tpa

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Minecraft Bedrock Serenity SMP

Feature	Description
TPA	Teleportation feature
Sethome	Set your home location
Spawn	Spawn point location
Keepinventory	Off – Items dropped upon death
One player sleep	Enabled for faster time progression
PvP	Allowed in the game
Griefing	Allowed as long as not excessive

In-Game Rules:

Respect Other Players
No Cheating or Hacking
Build Responsibly
No Spamming
No Exploiting Bugs
Language Use
Report Issues
No Doxing or Threats
No Excessive Swearing or Toxicity
No Impersonation

Playerbase: Asia

Current players are from: Philippines, India, Indonesia, Europe, North America

IP:

serenitysmp.online

Port:

19132

Discord:

Let me know if you want to join discord.

Crafty Secrets Minecraft Server

#venting, ANONYMOUS, Cathartic, Community, Confessions, Crafty, hidden, Honesty, INTIMATE, Minecraft, open up, Personal, Private, Release, Reveal, safe space, Secrets, Secure, Server, sharing, Support, Trust, unburden

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magic Items Found:	4796	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of keeping all your secrets and confessions bottled up inside? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spill all your juiciest secrets in the safety of our virtual world. Need to confess your love for a creeper? Done. Want to admit you’ve been hoarding diamonds from your friends? We won’t judge (too much). Our server is the perfect place to let it all out and have a laugh while doing it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular visitor, so you never know what kind of crazy confessions you might hear. Join now and let the truth set you free!

ShipItLikeMinecraftSMP

I like this ship, Like.., long tail, Ship, ShipItLikeMinecraftSMP, tags

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	7
Potions Brewed:	92	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Ahoy mateys! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP on the high seas! Join us on our pirate-themed server where you can plunder treasure, battle sea monsters, and engage in epic ship-to-ship combat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with mermaids, sunken treasure, and even a kraken that you can tame as your own personal mount.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether and challenge the ruler of the underworld, a giant lava-dwelling chicken named Cluckthulu. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight.

So hoist the sails, grab your sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Just be sure to watch out for the creepers disguised as parrots…they’re craftier than they look!

GrassBlockGang Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication Issues, community support, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, Decision making, emotional labor, family dynamics, Family Support, financial agreements, GrassBlockGang, Grief, health issues, in-laws, lawn care, Minecraft, neighborly duties, personal boundaries, Resentment, Server, sharing responsibilities, Time management, yard work

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value teamwork and cooperation just like this family’s yard work drama! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about mowing lawns.

Reasons to join: 1. Help us build a virtual lawnmower to tackle those pixelated grassy fields. 2. Take on the role of the edging/trimming expert and show off your landscaping skills. 3. Avoid family drama by escaping into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Come join us and let’s mow down some fun together! Just remember, in our world, the grass is always greener on the other side…until you cut it.

SisterlyDramaRuinsMinecraft

adjustment, Affair, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, couples therapy, court proceedings, Difficult, Divorce, Empathy, family, Marriage, Paternity, relationships, Resentment, sister, SisterlyDramaRuinsMinecraft, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my wife’s sister’s love life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated court battle over paternity tests. Who’s the real father of those pixelated kids? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband, a wife, a sister-in-law, and a whole lot of unresolved issues. Will they work it out or will the server explode with drama? Join now to find out!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got couples therapy sessions, passive-aggressive behavior, and a whole lot of family dysfunction. Who needs a soap opera when you can have all this on our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join the chaos! It’s like Jerry Springer meets Minecraft, and you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

AlienBeliever420 – Minecraft SMP

Alien Civilizations, alien encounters, alien technology, AlienBeliever420, aliens, ancient astronauts, area 51, belief in aliens, conspiracy theories, cosmic beings, existence of aliens, extraterrestrial life, fermi paradox, government cover-ups, interstellar communication, Minecraft, Roswell incident, Scientific evidence, SETI, smp, space exploration, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! We have a secret underground base where we communicate with aliens on a daily basis. Join us and you might just get abducted and taken on a wild adventure through the cosmos. Who needs diamonds when you can have intergalactic friends, am I right? So come join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the sky is not the limit…it’s just the beginning!