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SMP: Kneel Before the TRVE Aryans

aryans”, Balto-Slavic, Balto-Slavic speakers, common language, Frederik Kortlandt, HOMELAND, Indo-European homeland, Indo-Europeans, kneel, Language, Migrations, Proto-Indo-European, Proto-Indo-European homeland, Proto-Indo-European speakers, smp, speakers, Territory, trve, TRVE aryans

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets of the common language near the Proto-Indo-European homeland! Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find ancient relics that will give you the power to speak Balto-Slavic! Imagine the chaos and confusion you can cause with that kind of linguistic power. Plus, Frederik Kortlandt himself might make a guest appearance to drop some knowledge bombs on you. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure – join now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Budget, Costs, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, half siblings, in-laws, INTIMATE, Invitation, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Server, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	5044
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of keeping things small and intimate? Look no further than our server! Just like this bride, we believe in only inviting those closest to us – no random half-siblings allowed!

Join us for a wedding-themed Minecraft experience where you can build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and maybe even have a virtual ceremony (with only the guests you actually want there, of course).

And don’t worry about any unwanted guests crashing the party – on our server, you have full control over your guest list. No need to worry about disappointing distant relatives or dealing with family drama – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and say “I do” to our server – where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your cake!

CakeWars – SisterStealer

Apology, BETRAYAL, birthday cake, birthday celebration, cakewars, close relationship, communication breakdown, emotional distress, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, Gaslighting, insensitivity, mental health, overreacting, Selfishness, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterStealer, teenage behavior, trust issues

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	8216
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	741	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with bratty siblings who steal your birthday cake slices and ruin your special day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can blow out your candles in peace (virtually, of course)! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never steal your cake or gaslight you. Plus, we have a virtual Photo Booth where you can take pictures with your friends from different states! Say goodbye to teenage drama and hello to a fun and wholesome gaming experience. Join now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

CraftyLawz: No more creepers in politics!

civil rights, constitutional revision, CraftyLawz, CREEPERS, governance improvement, government regulations, judicial system, law enforcement, law reform, legal amendment, legal code, legal framework, legal overhaul, legal reform, legal revision, Legal System, legislative amendment, legislative process, legislative reform, policy change, Politics, public policy, social justice

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Crops Grown:	5339	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old laws cramping your style? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest legislative dreams come true! Want to make it illegal to wear socks with sandals? Done. How about mandating that everyone must have a pet llama? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our lawless land of pixelated chaos. Join now and become the ruler of your own ridiculous realm!

EuroCraft: Ukraine Aid Boost

aid, Boost, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, defense budget, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, EuroCraft, european allies, european union, extra funding, financial support, foreign policy, germany, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, Politics, security assistance, Ukraine

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Votes:	5538
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

so like, u know how germany is all like “we gonna give ukraine some money for military stuff” well guess what, they gonna give them 397 million euros!! that’s like, a lot of money, dude. so like, if u wanna be part of a server that supports ukraine and their military, then u gotta join us. we gonna be like the ultimate defenders of ukraine in minecraft. we gonna build giant walls and have epic battles against the bad guys. plus, we gonna have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and emeralds. so like, join us now and be part of the epic adventure!!

BoneCraft: Tougher Concrete Server

BoneCraft, building design, building materials, Concrete, concrete innovation, construction, construction industry, damage resistance, Durability, Engineering, Engineers, Hollow concrete, human bones, innovative design, innovative materials, materials science, Server, strength, structural engineering, structure, sustainable materials, Technology, Tougher, toughness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of your weak, pathetic Minecraft buildings getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, have no fear because our server has the solution for you! We got that hollow concrete that’s as tough as human bones, baby! That’s right, we’re talking 5x better toughness than regular old boring concrete. How do we do it, you ask? By poking holes in that bad boy’s structure, that’s how! It’s like Swiss cheese, but way more badass.

Join our server and build the most indestructible fortresses you’ve ever seen. Creepers will try to blow it up, but they’ll just bounce right off that tough hollow concrete. Zombies will try to break in, but they’ll be crying in frustration when they realize they can’t even scratch the surface. And don’t even get me started on those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at your precious creations. They’ll be shooting blanks, baby!

So come on down to our server and experience the power of hollow concrete for yourself. Your buildings will thank you, your friends will envy you, and the mobs will fear you. Plus, we’ve got mini-games, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. What more could you possibly want? Join us now and start building like a boss!

Valeo MC

Adventure, Builds, Community, Discord, Economy, Factions, free to play, Minigames, multiplayer, No Donations, Plugins, PvP, restarts, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6942	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

If you want vanilla Minecraft experience, you can join the server: valeo-mc.org.

For playing on this server you need to link you discord account.

Currently we’re testing plugins, so expect irregular restarts. Although there will be no wipes, so feel free to build something.

The server is completely free to play and has no donations!

mss.valeo-mc.org

Adventures Skyblock

Adventures, Community, Discord, long-term players, newly opened, PvE, PvP, questions, Roleplay, Server Status, Skyblock, Updates

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Server Newly Opened, and looking for long term players to join our amazing community. Join our Discord to be informed on updates and server status, we also answer any questions you may

AdventuresSmp.xyz:25663

Jujutsu Society’s Savior Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, brotherhood, Chapter 270, Chapter 271, Cliffhanger, COMEBACK, countdown, EXCITEMENT, friendship, Jujutsu, Jujutsu Society, Manga, Minecraft, plot twist, Powers, Reveal, SAVIOR, Saviour, Server, Societys, Supernatural, the one

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	309
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Towns Built:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is THE ONE! Forget about chapter 270271, because on our server, you’ll be embarking on epic quests to find THE ONE diamond block that will bring you ultimate power and riches!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe! Who needs chapter 270271 when you can create your own crazy adventures on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust us, THE ONE will be back in one week bros, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

The Terumi Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, terumi, Terumi Female vocalist, Terumi J-pop artist, Terumi Japanese singer

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Terumi for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join Terumi, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be a great idea. Let’s just say, it didn’t end well. But hey, that’s the kind of shenanigans you can expect on Terumi!

We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride. And don’t even get me started on the legendary llama races that happen every Friday night. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So come join us on Terumi for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you on the server, and may the lolz be ever in your favor!