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CraftyKremlinWarzone

CraftyKremlinWarzone, defense budget, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, emergency funds, financial crisis, financial reserves, fiscal policy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global relations, government spending, international conflict, liquid reserves, MONEY, national wealth fund, resource depletion, russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more liquid reserves than russia!! we are ballin’ out of control and the war in ukraine ain’t got nothin’ on us! our players are so rich they build diamond houses and ride on golden pigs. join us and be part of the most lit server in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. #wealthfundgoals #minecraftballers #russiawhocares

BirdsNotAimingShit

Aiming, airborne, Animal Behavior, avian, Birds, BirdsNotAimingShit, Blessing, cleanliness, excrement, feces, flying, funny, Gratitude, humor, Messy, Nature, Projectile, Relief, SKY, thankful, wildlife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can build and destroy to your heart’s content! we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. but don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are ready to defend our land with their deadly pecking skills.

if you join now, you can ride on the back of a flying pig and explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep. beware of the evil unicorns who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glitter.

but fear not, because we have a team of friendly dragons who will protect you and guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. so come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

AsteriaMC

PvP, Survival, Survival SMP Java Rollback Grief logging Sethome MMORPG Faction Economy PvP Creative Skyblock Minigames Towny Hardcore Whitelist Vanilla RPG Adventure Parkour Prison, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	123
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Villages Defended:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Asteria is a 1.21 Survival SMP for Java! We feature rollback and grief logging features for your convenience! We also have /sethome and other variously nice features…

play.asteriamc.xyz

Magic Clouds SMP – Where the only thing whiter than the sky is our player list! Join now!

Active, Bases, bedrock, Clouds, Custom, Datapacks, decoration, Event, Events, FRIDAY, Items, java, Join, list, Magic, Minecraft, player, Player Base, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Server, server-wide., SKY, smp, Survival, TEXTURED, WHITER

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

How to join	Use the link in the Discord bio
Version	1.21 Java/Bedrock
Description	A fun survival Minecraft server with an active player base working on large projects and bases
Unique Additions	Custom textured items, quality of life datapacks, and plugins
Events	Server-wide events every 2 weeks
Minecraft version	Both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Simply use the link in the Discord bio to join.

2. What Minecraft versions are supported?

Both Bedrock and Java players can join.

3. Are there any unique features on the server?

Yes, we have custom textured items, quality of life datapacks, and plugins to enhance gameplay.

4. How often are server-wide events held?

Server-wide events are planned every 2 weeks, with the first one scheduled for this Friday.

Mom’s Not the Admin Minecraft Server

acceptance, ADMIN, Adulthood, appreciation, cherish, coming to terms, family, Grief, growing up, Life Changes, life lessons, Loss, love, Memories, Minecraft, mom, moms, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality realization, parental bond, perspective, Realizing, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can let loose and live out your wildest dreams!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build the craziest structures, unleash chaos on unsuspecting players, and even start a llama army to take over the server!

But that’s not all, we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of talking animals who will give you quests to complete.

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the madness on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it!

BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP

#Automotive, #metallic, automobile, Bugatti, BugattiBlueMinecraftSMP, CAR, color, Customization, design, Exotic, expensive, fast car, high end, high performance, luxury, paint job, Sleek, SPEED, sports car, supercar, Vehicle

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of driving your Bugatti around in single player mode with no one to show off to? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and show off your Bugatti in all its pixelated glory while racing against other players in epic car battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground Bugatti racing league where players compete for the title of Bugatti Champion. Rumor has it that the winner gets a real-life Bugatti delivered to their doorstep by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and rev up those Bugattis for the ride of a lifetime!

HotDogRescueCraft

animal rights, animal welfare, bystander effect, bystander intervention, car safety, community responsibility, dog in hot car, dog left alone, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, good samaritan, hot weather, HotDogRescueCraft, intervention, legal implications, Overheating, pet in danger, pet owner responsibility, pet safety, Public Safety, social responsibility

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6804	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Farms Harvested:	476	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Just like the time I encountered a dog in a hot car, this server will have you on the edge of your seat with unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a chance to rescue virtual dogs from hot cars, but be warned – some players may accuse you of being “creepy” for trying to help. Don’t worry, our server has a built-in drama detector to keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of calling the virtual police on players who leave their virtual pets in danger, all while navigating through intense Spanish-speaking encounters. Who knew saving dogs could be so action-packed?

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can be a hero one minute and a misunderstood villain the next, join us now! Just remember to keep your windows down and your dogs safe.

NoKidsNoCreepers

alternative paths, career focus, childfree, emotional readiness, environmental impact, financial concerns, freedom, fulfillment, future plans, health reasons, individual preferences, Lifestyle, long-term commitments, NoKidsNoCreepers, parenting responsibilities, personal choice, reasons for not having kids, relationship dynamics, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal pressures

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of being responsible for tiny humans in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as irresponsible as you want without any consequences! Build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even start a llama racing league! Who needs kids when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities and zero diaper changes? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

SurvivalCage

Adventure, Balanced, banned, dream team, Enhanced, Environment, fair, Fun, Gaming, Justice, Minecraft, multiplayer, rules, SCDevs, SCDevs team, Server, Survival, SurvivalCage, Vanilla, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crops Grown:	7098
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5

Hello there!

Welcome to SurvivalCage, the ultimate Minecraft survival experience. You’re about to embark on a journey like no other, where every aspect of the game has been finely tuned to provide the best survival adventure you’ve ever encountered. Many start their Minecraft journey in single-player mode, but the true magic unfolds in the world of multiplayer servers. And here at “SurvivalCage,” we pride ourselves on being the climax of that experience. Our server offers a meticulously balanced environment, ensuring an unparalleled enhanced-vanilla experience.

The SCDevs team, the masterminds behind SurvivalCage, have poured their heart and soul into crafting this server just for you. Our team works in perfect harmony, earning the title of the “dream team.” We are dedicated to providing a seamless and enjoyable gaming experience.

Justice is our cornerstone. We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior. Our rules are enforced rigorously, no matter who you are. Whether you’re best friends with an admin or a major donor, if you hack, you’re BANNED. We uphold our rules strictly to ensure a fair and fun environment for all.

Join the adventure and be part of something extraordinary at SurvivalCage

ms.survivalcage.com

Nation-States where PVP is just a prank bro, come for the {Towny} stay for the memes! 🤣🎮

Bro, building, Casual, Diplomacy, Discord, Factions, Interaction, Join, LIMITED, Map, memes, multiplayer, nationstates, player, prank, PvP, Server, smp, stay, Survival, Systems, Targeted, Towny, Trade, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3980
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Nation-States Minecraft Server

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The map will be approximately 4k by 4k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp.

Come join us in Nation-States! Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.
What is the map size?	The map size is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does the server use?	The server uses the Towny claiming system.
Is the server more focused on building or PvP?	The server is targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, but there are systems in place for those wanting PvP.
How can I join the server Discord?	You can join the server Discord by clicking on this link.