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Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mines Excavated:	1358
Ores Mined:	8755	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Star Shards Collected:	287	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening on 04/21. And don’t forget about the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow in April – it’s going to be a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Animals Bred:	183	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Votes:	3814

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mines Excavated:	3994
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7343	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Ender Dragon forgets the lyrics

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Farms Harvested:	333	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Enderman? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party.

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that Herobrine even tried to join once, but our mods kicked him out faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden apples instead of spit. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Minecraft parodies of your favorite pop songs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Creepers and Craziness: ‘Nuclear Minecraft Madness’

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you ready to enter a post-apocalyptic world filled with chaos and destruction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the ultimate fallout experience! Join now and witness the madness as you navigate through radioactive wastelands, battle mutated creatures, and scavenge for resources to survive.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane events like nuclear explosions, zombie invasions, and even a giant mutant chicken boss that drops epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon hidden underground bunkers filled with rare treasures and secret passages.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness of the fallout world. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the horrors you’ll face in this post-apocalyptic adventure!

PixelPanties – Bootylicious Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks here, we create epic visual novel storylines within the game. Join us for a wild ride as we roleplay as characters from your favorite English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a challenge? Our server is so hardcore that you’ll need to be in Japanese locale just to survive. But don’t worry, if you get stuck, just read the Readme or check out our handy dandy 4chan-vn-help guide. And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with e-celeb drama that will make your head spin. Who will be the next big Minecraft star? Will it be you? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to use spoiler tags when discussing plot twists, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you on the other side, blockheads!