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Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	3101
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	1930

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Votes:	2911	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1934
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Votes:	743
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	166
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8297	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ores Mined:	840
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Magic Crystals Found:	24

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse