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Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

2f, 3f, 64, Arena, blu-dev, bros, Fizzi, Game, github, Latency Mod, latency slider, melee, Minecraft, MONEY, netplay, p.., pastebin, Quickplay, rugpull, Server, SMASH, Smash Remix, ssbg, Super, super smash bros, Working

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7946
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying poll, annoying survey, comedy, comedy poll, Entertainment, funny, funny or irritating, funny survey, humor, humor or annoyance, humor poll, humor vs annoyance, humor vs annoyance poll, IRRITATING, Minecraft, opinion, poll, smp, Strawpoll, survey, Vote

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Emeralds Found:	5401	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Items Found:	7022	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Votes:	3561
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

Breaking Point, Closure, decision, emotional intelligence, GutWalkinAway, healing, Instinct, intuition, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-trust, smp, Trust, trust your gut, walk away

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

2015vs2025

2015, 2015vs2025, 2025, Advancements, changes, comparison, Evolution, experiences, Future, growth, Lifestyle, Memories, Nostalgia, past, possessions, progress, Reflection, Technology, time passing, trends

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	10

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Animals Bred:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Crops Grown:	8861	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!