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NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

arizona, brother, Commitment, Communication, complaining, Conversation, demoralizing, downhill walking, Fun, gravity, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Minecraft, nature hikes, NoFunCraft, opinion, passenger princess, satisfaction, Server, uphill walking, vacation, walking uphill

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crops Grown:	9436
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! If you’re tired of pretending to have fun on other servers, then this is the place for you. Just like the time I was on a nature hike with my brother in Arizona, I didn’t sugarcoat my feelings about walking uphill. And just like how I told my brother I wasn’t having fun, I’ll tell you straight up if I’m not enjoying myself here.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?

TireDramaCraft

adhd, anxiety, bills, christmas gifts, Dates.., down payment, driving permit, financial reasons, flat tire, gas, groceries, half cost, Hanukkah gift, living together, lyft, money spoken for, new tire, online dating, Overtime, owed money, Rent, TireDramaCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Star Shards Collected:	75
Votes:	584	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	1665	Towns Built:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between a dad (66/m) and his daughter (34/f) as they navigate the treacherous waters of flat tires, online dating, and financial woes. Will the daughter break first and take a Lyft to work, or will the dad triumph in this game of financial chicken? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪

Age of Blocks

age, age calculation, aging, annual event, birth year, birthdate, Birthday, blocks, Calendar, celebration, countdown, December 31st, milestone, new year’s eve, significant date, special day, Time, time passage, timekeeping, unique fact, Year End

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.

we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.

if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.

so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, husk, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Without

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Votes:	8974	Enchantments Applied:	240
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2t.vanilla-box.ru

Festive Craft Realm 1.21

American society, American tradition., Christmas celebration, Christmas message, controversial remark, Craft, cultural debate, Festive, festive greetings, holiday season, holiday spirit, ivanka trump, Merry Christmas, political agenda, political statement, public figure, Realm, religious beliefs, religious freedom, social media post, traditional values, trump, twitter

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2964
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Yo, bro, forget about Trump and Christmas, come join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

We got creepers wearing Santa hats blowing up snowmen, and villagers singing Christmas carols while trading with you.

You’ll feel like you’re in a winter wonderland on steroids, with polar bears riding minecarts and polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gingerbread house and fight off zombie elves trying to steal your presents.

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Festive Manga SMP

christmas, Christmas books, Christmas spirit, Christmas stories, Christmas tradition, Festive, festive manga, holiday cheer, holiday manga, holiday reading, holiday season, holiday tradition, Manga, manga binge, Manga fandom, manga lovers, manga recommendations, seasonal manga, seasonal reading, smp, winter manga, winter reading

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Christmas manga come to life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by festive decorations, jolly players dressed as elves, and even Santa himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by creepers (they’re on their best behavior, we promise). Join us for a holly jolly time filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few snowball fights with the mods. So why wait? Come join our Christmas manga-inspired server and make this holiday season one to remember!

SisGrief Minecraft Server

CAR, christmas break, college student, emotional turmoil, family, first generation, Ford Escape, Future, high school, internal pain, Job, MIL, Minecraft, Narcissistic, Poor, Presents, Respect, Server, SisGrief, sister, spoiled, Transportation, unworthy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7845
Animals Bred:	69	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about your sister stealing your car or telling you she wishes you were dead.

On our server, you can build your dream car out of blocks and drive it around without fear of it getting wrecked by a reckless sibling. Plus, you can give virtual presents to your online friends without any drama or tears.

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to bad grammar and hello to LOLs!

BrotherlyGifts2021

aita, BrotherlyGifts2021, deserving, family dynamics, financial burden, Generosity, Gifts, Good Kid, Job Search, Last year, little brother, mom, no return, out of work, Resentment, sibling relationship, spending money, Struggle, unappreciated, Upset

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Votes:	4355
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on ungrateful family members? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we promise to appreciate your generosity! Join us and leave behind the real world drama of ungrateful siblings and lazy parents.

On our server, we understand the struggle of being the only responsible one in the family. That’s why we reward our players with virtual gifts and endless gratitude. No more wasting your diamonds on unappreciative family members – spend them on building epic structures and battling dragons with us!

Join now and leave behind the stress of being the family ATM. Our virtual world is full of adventure, fun, and most importantly, appreciation for your hard work. Don’t be the only one carrying the weight of your family – join our server and let us show you the appreciation you deserve!

SantaCreeper Minecraft SMP

all i want for christmas is you, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, christmas, deck the halls, Favorite, Festive, holiday, holly jolly Christmas, jingle bells, joy to the world, Let it snow, Minecraft, Music, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, SantaCreeper, silent night, Silver Bells, sleigh ride, smp, tradition, white christmas, winter wonderland

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	167
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like the North Pole on crack! We have flying reindeer, Santa Claus as the admin, and the elves are actually zombies in disguise. It’s not Christmas until you hear the sound of creepers exploding to the tune of Jingle Bells! Plus, we have a secret underground workshop where we make all our diamond armor and weapons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy holiday adventure! Join now before the Grinch tries to grief our Christmas tree! #MerryCraftmas 🎅🎄🎁

LoveStruckCraft

LovestruckCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with love and affection from all your friends and family? Do you just want to be left alone to mine and craft in peace? Then look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience a world where love is banned and friendship is forbidden. Our community is filled with players who will do anything to avoid showing any kind of affection towards each other. From sabotaging each other’s builds to stealing each other’s diamonds, you’ll never have to worry about being loved again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that feeds on love and will stop at nothing to destroy anyone who dares to show any kind of affection. Can you defeat this fearsome beast and prove that you are truly heartless?

So if you’re ready to kill the desire to be loved once and for all, join our Minecraft server today. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a complete lack of love!