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BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ores Mined:	6641	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	884087
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Emeralds Found:	8075
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

Farmville Frenzy

character design, crop rotation, decent person, FANTASY, farmville, Frenzy, isekai, Isekai Kenkokuki, magic systems, Manga, manhwa, Overlord, Power Fantasy, Re:Monster, Reborn as a Feudal Lord Gathering a Talented Elite So This Land Can Thrive by Employing My Past Life Experiences as an Overworked White-Collar Worker, Recommendations, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Struggling, The Exiled Reincarnated Heavy Knight is Unrivaled in Game Knowledge, The Greatest Estate Developer, trash genre

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!

Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crops Grown:	8596	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GachaCraft: Where even the dumbest players can get lucky!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you crave excitement and adventure beyond the usual block-building? Then come join our server, where gacha is not just for “dumb gambling addicted asians” anymore!

Picture this: You stumble upon a mysterious gacha machine in the middle of the virtual forest. You decide to give it a spin and out pops a rare, mythical creature that becomes your loyal companion on all your Minecraft adventures. But be warned, these creatures have a mind of their own and may lead you into some wacky situations!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Wars, where players battle it out using their gacha creatures in epic PvP battles. Will you come out victorious and claim the title of Gacha Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our gacha-filled world!