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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7164 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 3718 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
but, like, that’s not all. there’s also a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. and if you can tame it, you can ride it into battle against evil zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the top of the tallest mountain? yea, good luck finding it though, cuz it’s guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then, like, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!