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NoStupidDogNames Minecraft Server

aita, Asshole, Bitch, Cats, christmas gift, COLLAR, Comical, dog, freedom, golden retriever, MARRIED, Minecraft, name.., neighbor’s kids, NoStupidDogNames, not letting, puppy, reddit, Retriever puppy, Server, stupid, Vets, video game, Wife

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	174	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like naming your dog “Bitch”! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the drama of deciding on a questionable name for your furry friend.

Explore our virtual world with your own unique username, whether it’s “Bitch’sOwner” or “CatLover32”. Build your own virtual pet sanctuary and see how your cats Viktor and Warwick react to the new addition of a digital dog named Bitch.

Venture into our server and witness the hilarious conversations that unfold as you try to explain to the neighbor’s kids why your dog is named Bitch. Will you be able to navigate through the awkward encounters and come out unscathed?

So come on and join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s questionable naming choices). It’s a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises that you won’t want to miss out on!

ScratchCraftNeighborsGoneWild

anger, Apology, bicycles, Bumper, driveway, Excuses, eye contact, kids behavior, neighbor’s kids, new car, Paranoid, parents, potential damage, property damage, Scratch, scratch removal, ScratchCraftNeighborsGoneWild, scratched car, Townhouse, Yelling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1486	Enchantments Applied:	225
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your pent-up anger on virtual kids instead of real ones? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

We offer a unique gameplay experience where you can reenact the scenario described above, but this time, the kids won’t get away with scratching your car. You can chase them down, demand an apology, and even make them pay for the damages in virtual currency.

Don’t wait for their parents to come home and handle the situation – take matters into your own hands on our server. Who knew yard work could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyAirForceFun

Air Force, aircraft, argentina, arms deal, CraftyAirForceFun, Defense, France, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, negotiations, political agreement, Super Etendard, Transfer, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6750	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	1295
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where Argentina and France are like, talking about transferring Super Etendard aircraft to Ukraine. like, what even is that? u gotta come see this craziness for yourself, it’s like a whole new level of wackiness. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total party up in here. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is off the chain!

SpeedyTempCraft

Air flow, Air temperature, Atmospheric science, climate change, convection, energy transfer, Environmental Science, Heat exchange, heat transfer, kinetic energy, meteorology, movement, PHYSICS., SPEED, SpeedyTempCraft, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, thermal conductivity, thermal dynamics, Thermal equilibrium, weather

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	1752
Royal Courts Attended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	588969
Love Letters Sent:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE THE AIR IS LIKE A CONFUSED PUPPER! RUN FAST AND FEEL THE WARMTH, SLOW DOWN AND FREEZE YOUR TUSHY OFF! IT’S LIKE A WEATHER SYSTEM ON CRACK, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WHO NEEDS CONSISTENCY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE CHAOS, RIGHT? PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO COLLECT CARROTS WHILE RIDING A PIG! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, A PIG! SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

Kid Magnet Craft

Craft, Kid, magnet

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Votes:	3535	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27

so, like, if you wanna be a chick magnet in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! cuz, like, studies show that women think guys are hotter when they’re all nice to kids, ya know? so, like, if you wanna impress the ladies and be the ultimate babe magnet, come join our server where you can show off your caring side by building epic playgrounds and teaching the little minecraft villagers how to farm and stuff. trust me, dude, you’ll be drowning in dates in no time! plus, rumor has it that the more kids you interact with on the server, the better your chances of finding hidden treasure and unlocking secret levels. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate babe magnet in minecraft!

MoonshineMC

Adventure, Community, Craft, Economy, Empires, Forge, friendly competition, Fun, grinding economy, Jobs, Markets, player-driven shops, Playerbase, progress, PvP, Staff, Survival, TEAM, TOWN, Towny, Townysurvival, Trade, Trade routes, Wars, wealth, Wilderness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Crave a Sip of Adventure? Welcome to MoonshineMC!

MoonshineMC is a towny server where you can forge your own path! Build a thriving town, team up with friends to create empires, or explore the wilderness the choice is yours!

Here’s a taste of what MoonshineMC offers:

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Ready to take a swig of fun?

Join MoonshineMC today! play.moonshinemc.xyz

play.moonshinemc.xyz

Get ready to prosper in a world of chaos and hilarity – no whitelist, just laughter and mayhem! Join our vanilla shenanigans now!

anarchy server, build projects, Chaos, Community, dedicated players, discord server, games, Griefers, hackers, Hilarity, ideals, interests, Join, Laughter, Mature, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Ready, respectful, rules, shared interest, Shenanigans, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mines Excavated:	1027	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5262
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Items Found:	4505

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a thriving community that has stuck together for the past few years with a shared interest in Minecraft and other games.
Community	Active Discord server promoting playing various games with community members.
Rules	Respectful behavior is a must. No hackers or griefers allowed.
Join Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?

A: No, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any major build projects on the server?

A: Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time.

Q: What is the community like on the server?

A: The community is friendly and mature, with a focus on building a strong community of dedicated players.

Q: What kind of behavior is not tolerated on the server?

A: Disrespectful behavior, hacking, and griefing are not allowed.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

affordability, Budget, comparison, cost, cuisine, culture, Dining, dining out, expensive, Food, Gourmet, indulgence, International, luxury, Meal, Minecraft, norway, pizza, Pizzacraft, price, Restaurant, Server, Value

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9510
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Tired of paying ridiculous prices for pizza in Norway? Come join our Minecraft server where pizza is not only free, but it rains down from the sky in a never-ending shower of cheesy goodness! Our server is so magical, even the creepers can’t resist taking a bite out of our delicious pixelated pies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret pizza dungeon hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted the power to summon an army of pizza-loving pandas to do your bidding. So why waste your money on overpriced pizza when you can join us and feast like a king for free? See you in the pizza paradise!

GuerillaCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodline, chances, contract, Future, Guerilla Tactics, GuerillaCraft, Hikuleo, JADO, jump ship, Minecraft, miss, negotiations, Pay, professional wrestling, RIGHTS, Server, speculation, Sports Entertainment, Tactics, tag team, tfw, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Zombie Dances:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive guerilla tactics and WWE drama!

Picture this: Hikuleo and Jado, two wrestling superstars, decide to leave their old server and join our bloodline. WWE is so impressed by their move that they decide to pay for the rights to our server! That’s right, you could be playing on a server endorsed by the wrestling giants themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From battling giant creepers to riding pigs into battle, you never know what will happen next. So why wait? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

DoublePrice Minecraft Server

Apology, artisan, assholetax, Axes, Behavior, blacksmith, Crafting, Craftsmanship, double price, DoublePrice, FatShaming, Fine, haggling, Handmade, knives, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friend, Offense, original asking price, Pricing, SELLING, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where blacksmiths reign supreme and knives and axes are crafted with love and care. Picture yourself as a master blacksmith, creating beautiful weapons that are way too stunning to be scrapped. But beware, hagglers beware! If you try to negotiate prices with us, be prepared to face the wrath of the “assholetax”. That’s right, we don’t take kindly to rude behavior here.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like the one described above. And remember, on our server, anything goes – even doubling prices just to teach someone a lesson. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoCatNoGrubMC

Cats, delulu, dinner etiquette, dinner party, Friends, friendship, high school mean girl, hot girl books, hot girl walks, IG stories, Le Creuset cookware, NoCatNoGrubMC, not inviting, one-on-one time, pet allergies, Pets, pineapple on pizza, raisins in cookies, social gatherings, social media, trust issues

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of cat companionship while cooking? Look no further! Our server is so cat-friendly, even your feline friends will have their own stools to sit on while watching you craft your culinary masterpieces. And don’t worry, we have a strict no-counter policy for our cats – they know better than to get near the food!

But beware of “friends” like Rose who might judge you for your cat-loving ways. We don’t tolerate any puke face emojis or judgmental comments about our furry companions here. And if you’re worried about inviting Rose to our server, don’t be! We don’t let anyone with a “no cats in the house” policy join our epic Minecraft adventures.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only high school mean girl vibes you’ll find are from players like Rose who just can’t handle our cat-loving, Le Creuset-cooking, fun-having community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our virtual world.

DateCraft Minecraft Server

30 year old, bad looks, building connections, Companionship, Confidence, DateCraft, DATING, dating advice, Emotional support, finding love, improving appearance, lonely, love, Minecraft, overcoming loneliness, personal growth, relationship, seeking partnership, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, Social Skills

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	253	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1770
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you a lonely 30-year-old with bad looks who’s tired of being single? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies. Who needs Tinder when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle with your new boo? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who rage-quit after losing all their loot. Will you be the one to finally put their spirit to rest? Join now and let the adventure begin!