Why Wasting Time and Energy Complaining About Modern Shitty Games Minecraft SMP

complaining, games, consumerism, Competition, shitty games

Are you tired of being bombarded with microtransactions and loot boxes in every game you play? Do you long for the good old days of gaming when you didn’t have to sell your soul to progress? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.

So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!

Sunken Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Video game culture, Online Community, Yoshi, criticism, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the sunken Dawntrail game has better reviews than us! Join us and witness the chaos as we overthrow Yoshi from XIV and take over the Minecraft world with our insane shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride!

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

classifieds, outdated design, user-friendly, redesign, mobile compatibility

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

Broomstix Fun SMP Fly & Build

Fly, Interactive Discord Integration, Creative Building Contests, Fun, Multiplayer Collaboration Projects

Welcome to Broomstix!

Server Type:

SMP
Creative
Semi-Vanilla

Version:

1.21.6: Chase the Skies

Cross-Play:

Bedrock & Java (No Java account needed)

Server Features:

Hard Difficulty: Test your skills!
Custom Enchants: Get unique gear!
Mob Teleport: Use leads to move mobs!
Fly on Sundays: Free flying in the overworld!
Land Claims: Use ProtectionStones to claim land!
Bartering System: Trade with other players!
No Griefing: Play safe!
PvP Arena: Keep your stuff in battles!
Random Teleport: Explore the world!
Messaging: Chat with friends in-game!
Discord Link: Stay connected even off-game!
Helpful Staff: Always here to assist!
Homework Help: Need help? Ask on Discord!
Voting Rewards: Get cool stuff for voting!
Shops & Markets: Buy and sell with ease!

Join Us!

Discord Server: Join the chat! Click here

In-Game Map: Check out the world! Click here

IP:

play.broomstix.net

Get ready to play and have fun!

DivineMC – Faction Fun Awaits!

Faction, Awaits, Survival, Network, DivineMC

🌌 Welcome to DivineMC

Discord:

https://discord.gg/DvzzQRTrrV

✨ Features You’ll Love:

🔹 Economy & Quests – Build your empire and do fun tasks.
🔹 Custom Enchants – Get cool gear with magic!
🔹 Player Shops & Auction House – Trade and grow in a lively market.
🔹 Land Claims & Grief Protection – Build safe and sound.
🔹 Community Events – Join fun events for great prizes!
🔹 Friendly Staff & Active Community – You’re not just a player, you’re family.

💎 GET A FREE RANK + BETA REWARDS BY JOINING THE DISCORD!

💀 HCSMP: Pure Fun Awaits!

Awaits, cooperative gameplay dynamics, player-driven trading, long-term exploration journeys, Vanilla Gameplay Mechanics

💀 Welcome to HCSMP 💀

Just Released

Server Info:

IP Address: hcsmp.modrinth.gg
Bedrock Port: 19603
Discord: discord.gg/DsUSuzsBsR

Server Features:

Type: Semi-Vanilla Hardcore
Version: 1.21.x
World: Never resets
Play Style: Non P2W, Non PvP, Free to play

Gameplay Details:

Hardcore Mode:
- Death means a 3 hour tempban.

No Teleports:
- Get back to base the old way.

Plugins Affecting Gameplay:

🗺️ Land Claims: Protect your stuff! Each block costs $1 in-game cash.
💎 Simple Economy:
- Diamonds are the only cash.
- 1 Diamond = $50
- 1 Diamond Block = $500

🪦 Deathban / Graves:
- Die? You get a 3 hour break.
- Items go to a grave. Loot after 24 hours.

Why Join HCSMP?

Tired of resets and pay-to-win? This is the place for you! When you join, you’ll see a simple spawn with tips and rules. No NPCs, no quests, no broken stuff. Just pure Minecraft fun!

HCSMP is brand new! Join now and be part of a fresh community with loads of fun ahead!

TerraNova Chill Crafting Fun

community-driven events, dynamic player interactions, Crafting, Customizable Gameplay Options, exciting PvP tournaments

TerraNova Network

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s actually fun? Most modded servers are laggy and boring. Not here. TerraNova is fresh and smooth, packed with cool stuff that makes Minecraft feel alive.

Modded Server – TerraNova Create

A fun, community-driven survival with powerful mods and new content.

Highlights:

Big Terrain: Explore mountains, valleys, and cool landscapes.
Player Towns: Build, trade, or go solo.
Create + Tinkers’: Make machines, customize tools, and automate stuff.
Voice Chat: Talk in-game with Simple Voice Chat.
Weekly Events: Join battles and fun challenges.
Giveaways: You help pick what happens next.
No Lag: Smooth and fast server.
No Toxicity: Play nice and be friendly.
Active Admins: They listen and help.

Vanilla Server – TerraNova Classic

Like chill survival with pals? No mods, no stress.

Features:

Cross-Platform: Java and Bedrock players welcome.
100% Vanilla: Classic survival, no mods needed.
Relaxed Vibe: Perfect for casual players and builders.
Great Community: Fair rules, no toxicity.

Interested? Join the Discord to get verified and start playing. Both servers are live, so you can play on either or both!

Discord: Join Us

Salmon Society SMP – Join Now!

proximity voice chat fun, hermitcraft inspired gameplay, Immersive Roleplay Adventures, smp, Salmon

# Salmon Society SMP

Hello everyone!

Welcome to Salmon Society, a whitelisted vanilla SMP server! They are on the lookout for more like-minded players to join their fun crew.

## About the Server

– Age: Running for 2.5 months – Style: HermitCraft inspired – Features: Cool builds, shopping spots, and fun chaos!

## Join Us!

They are opening spots for new members who love all playstyles: – Building – Redstone – Lore – Trading – Exploring – Just chilling

### Player Happiness

They care about player happiness. Everyone should feel welcome. If someone can’t act like a decent human, they might get a warning or even removed from the whitelist.

New Rule: There is now a 16+ age limit to keep things mature.

## What Salmon Society Offers

– A friendly, trust-based community – Hermitcraft-style play with shared projects – Quality-of-life datapacks (not game-breaking) – Simple Voice Chat for fun chats – Active Discord with a short app for cozy vibes – A council to help players with issues

## Server Info

– Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands – Timezone: Most players are in CEST, but all are welcome! Members from Europe, the US, and Australia join in. – Platform: Java

They seek respectful and collaborative players for a long-term, community-driven server. No drama, no cheating, no stealing—just a great place to enjoy Minecraft!

Hope to see you around! Let’s build something amazing together!

LanderYT SMP Fun Zone 1.21.4

engaging social interactions, Collaborative Projects Initiative, Enhanced Multiplayer Experience”’, immersive community experience, innovative gameplay tweaks

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

A chill place for all Minecrafters!

Type: SMP, Semi-vanilla
Version: 1.21.4
Whitelist: Yes
Age: 16+
Friendly: LGBTQ+ Welcoming
Map: Squaremap
Chat: Discord

About Us

Started in Oct 2021, LanderYT SMP is all about fun and good vibes. We want more pals to join our crew!

Cool Tweaks

Custom Textures: Use our unique items like hats and shop permits. They look cool but don’t change how you play!
Spawn Point: Only /spawn in the overworld. This helps make roads and paths!
Datapacks: We got some sweet packs like Single Player Sleep and Armor Statues.
DiscordSRV: Chat on Discord and in-game at the same time!
CoreProtect: We keep the peace and protect your builds!

Events

We hold fun events with rewards like event coins to buy shulker boxes and cool stuff!

Join Us

We are 8 months old and looking to reset in 2-3 months. Our staff is here to help keep the peace.

How to Join

Fill out a detailed app to join. We look at your playstyle and past server fun!

Join our Discord: Click Here!

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💀 Welcome to HCSMP 💀

Server Info:

Server Features:

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Why Join HCSMP?

TerraNova Network

Modded Server – TerraNova Create

Highlights:

Vanilla Server – TerraNova Classic

Features:

Welcome to LanderYT SMP

About Us

Cool Tweaks

Events

Join Us

How to Join