Negative Energy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Chasing Dreams Not Bitches

inspirational quotes, motivation, life goals, AMBITION, Bitches

Join the Server that Will Teach You Quantum Minecraft! Or Maybe Not?

Welcome, brave wanderer of the digital void! This Minecraft server is a spiraling vortex of confusion, chaos, and cubic carnage! The greatest server ever, or the biggest mistake you’ll ever make? No one knows! It defies all logic, like a chicken wearing a top hat, clucking the secrets of the universe. You will embark on an adventure that’s both an enlightening experience and a cautionary tale! Or is it? Only the blocky gods know!

Nonsensical Feature	What It REALLY Means
Time Traveling Villagers!	They’ll ask you for emeralds and cream cheese while predicting your future—even though it already happened three days ago!
Invisible Creeper Nether!	They might blow up when you least expect it… or they might just hand you an ice cream cone. Who’s to say?
Dimension of Reflected Thoughts!	Enter this realm to mine your own sanity! Spoiler: you won’t find it.
Endless Quantum Dungeons!	They exist in 5 different realities at once, all of which may or may not be under construction.
Magical Chests of Eternal Confusion!	They spawn random items! Don’t be shocked if you pull out a fork or a pair of socks!

FAQ: Questions You Never Knew You Had!

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Just stare at your computer screen until it melts, then scream “I AM THE BLOCK”! The server will find you! Or will it? Maybe it’s already too late…

Q: What version is the server on?

A: The version number is hidden in a dimension only accessible by those who truly understand the color purple. Yes, it’s a shade of insanity.

Q: Are there any rules?

A: Rules? TRULY, what is a rule except a suggestion made at the edge of another dimension? You do what you feel is right—or wrong; it doesn’t really matter!

Random Quotes of Insanity:

“Cause they were busy chasing bitches I was chasing dreams…”

“– A revolutionary statement about the existential crisis of block placement.”

“Welcome to the rabbit hole, it doesn’t end, even if you remember the beginning… unless you forget…”

Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

#venting, 1.21.3, complaining, attention seeking, Unhappy

Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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BlockBuddiesUnited

INCONSISTENCY, negative energy, dishonesty, Jealousy, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to befriend players who wear diamond armor to bed, ride pigs instead of horses, and have pet creepers as their loyal companions. Our community is full of characters who will keep you on your toes with their wild antics and unpredictable behavior.

But be warned, if you see someone befriending a player who builds their house out of dirt blocks, that’s a major red flag! You never know what kind of chaos they might bring to the server, from setting off TNT traps to unleashing a horde of zombie chickens.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected and never trust anyone who offers you a block of obsidian in exchange for friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!

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BlockyHaterz

untrustworthiness, inconsiderate behavior, lack of integrity, dislike, lack of manners

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your base? No problem, we’ve got those too.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our players are so cool that they can make even the most annoying person instantly likeable. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

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Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

hatred, toxic behavior, snuff, kill themselves, echochamber

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

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Saging This Board Minecraft SMP

aura cleansing, energy clearing, Board, negative energy, smudging

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own mafia and will steal your precious loot if you’re not careful. Don’t worry though, you can join forces with the llama mafia and become a master thief yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret saging this board!

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NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

negative energy, kind of people, fake people, dishonest individuals, lack of trust

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

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PuppyPartyCraft

Conflict, dog walking, Entertainment, friendship, instagram

Are you tired of boring dog shelters where people just walk dogs and don’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for some outrageous fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking virtual dogs who are anything but well-behaved. These dogs will pull you in all directions, pee everywhere, and try to lick you (aka give you kisses) non-stop. But hey, that’s just part of the excitement!

Forget about calm and cute dogs, our virtual pups are wild teenagers who just want to have a good time. And if you’re lucky, they might even take you on a crazy adventure around the virtual park.

But beware, if you’re expecting a relaxing time, this server is not for you. We’re all about high-energy, chaotic dog walks that will leave you breathless and begging for more.

So come join us and let’s show those shelter dogs some love in the most hilarious and insane way possible. Who knows, you might even end up posting Instagram stories about your wild virtual dog walking adventures!

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WeddingCraft: NoInvite4U

Invitation, OFFENDED, personal boundaries, INCLUSIVE, exclusionary

Are you tired of dealing with negative vibes and drama in your life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! We promise a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without any toxic coworkers raining on your parade.

Imagine a world where you can invite only the people you want to your virtual wedding, without any nosy coworkers butting in and causing trouble. On our server, you are the master of your own universe, and you can banish anyone who brings negativity into your pixelated paradise.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for a while. Build a castle, tame a dragon, or just relax by the virtual beach – the possibilities are endless on our server. And remember, no coworker drama allowed!

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ToxicCraft: Block and Ban!

ToxicCraft, toxic influences, mental health, setting boundaries, toxic relationships

Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that turns toxic players into adorable little kittens! That’s right, no more drama or negativity, just cute little meowing distractions. Join us and say goodbye to toxic people forever!

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