Nefew Minecraft Servers

Nefew Minecraft Servers

  • TasteTestWifey

    TasteTestWifey
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6389
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Crops Grown: 4523 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

    Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

    No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

    So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

    Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 3277
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SongRentFreeCraft

    SongRentFreeCraft
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2377
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Towns Built: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AstroCraft Minecraft Server

    AstroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 8246
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Falling into the Void: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

    PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 1849
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6095 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 323
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 29

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

    Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 5482
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 331391 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 97 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

    But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

    So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Solitary Madness 1.20.4

    Solitary Madness 1.20.4
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 9598
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 87 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Alien Abductions: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DailyDuo Minecraft Server

    DailyDuo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 8071
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9628 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

    But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

    Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

    So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomVanished6YrsLol

    MomVanished6YrsLol
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 6851
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Potions Brewed: 52
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tax EvasionCraft

    Tax EvasionCraft
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 738
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

    – Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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