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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8044 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where you have to make tough decisions like choosing between dating a fat virgin woman with anger issues or a hot Stacy with a body count of 10 guys. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?
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