Join our server and you’ll instantly become a 30-year-old boomer with a mortgage and a minivan. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that will make you age faster, so you can experience the joys of being a middle-aged adult in just a few days. Say goodbye to your youth and hello to early retirement!
But that’s not all! If you’re under 25, we’ll give you a special discount on our aging potion. Just save up 10K in virtual currency and you’ll be on your way to becoming a boomer in no time. Who needs youth and freedom when you can have a mortgage and a midlife crisis?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the boomer life you’ve always dreamed of. Remember, age is just a number, but being a boomer is a lifestyle.
Forget about spending your days shitposting on 4chan, it’s time to level up your life with some hacking knowledge. We’ll teach you everything from Linux to networking to programming in Python and C. Who needs a college degree when you have us?
Join our server and become the ultimate hacker extraordinaire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next big cyber criminal mastermind (just kidding, please don’t do that). So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in gear and start hacking your way to glory!
Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where femanons will challenge you to ridiculous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or mining for diamonds blindfolded. The more absurd the task, the more…interesting the reward.
But be warned, once you enter this server, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself in situations you never thought possible, like having a femanon serenade you with love songs while you battle creepers or being chased by a pack of wolves while trying to impress your femanon overlords.
So if you’re ready for a truly bizarre and unforgettable Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying being bullied in ways you never imagined.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding your virtual bike through fields of wheat that smell so good, you’ll swear you can actually smell them through your screen. Explore mansions with gardens filled with unique flowers that will make you forget all about your real-life struggles.
But beware, because on this server, you may find yourself feeling both tranquil and happy, and in despair and hopelessness at the same time. Just like our player who struggles with conflicting emotions, you too can experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide.
So come on, join us and let’s ride our bikes through shaded riverbanks, pick elderberry flowers to make lemonade, and embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft. Who knows, you may even find yourself loving this virtual world so much that you’ll never want to leave. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible, even stronger meds for your conflicting emotions!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also explore your inner desires and be whoever you want to be. Want to be a unicorn? Go for it! Want to be a potato? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So come on down to our server and let loose all your pent-up emotions in the form of pixelated blocks. Who knows, you might just find the happiness you’ve been searching for all along. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your therapist. Join now and let the madness begin!
Join our server if you want to experience the rush of breaking all the rules and doing the dumbest/illegal things you can think of! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to steal all the diamonds from your fellow players and hoard them for yourself? We encourage it!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From massive TNT explosions to epic PvP battles where anything goes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true (or get you banned, whichever comes first)!
VANILLA PLUS is a Minecraft: Java Edition server that aims to improve and expand on the vanilla gameplay. Our goal is to take what people love about survival in Minecraft and give it a new lease of life with fancy plugins, new enchantments, improved mechanics, better loot generation, and more!
Whether you’re building your base, exploring vast resource worlds, or interacting with players, we have something special for every player on VANILLA PLUS!
To play on the server, you must register on the vanilla-plus.ru website and download a launcher compatible with your operating system, as well as familiarize yourself with the server rules. Then you need to run the launcher and go to the server.
| Location: | Australia |
| Focus: | Socializing and world building |
| Player Base: | Whitelisted, preferably 18+ |
| Gameplay: | Vanilla+++ with added mods for enhancing building and adventuring |
| Commands: | /home, /sethome, teleporting commands available |
| Social Features: | Proximity voice chat, town building focus |
| Server Life: | Scripted dungeons, events, treasure chests |
To join the server, you need to apply through the discord server at: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y
The main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. There are also quality of life mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones”.
While there is no strict age requirement, the server prefers players to be 18+ for a mature and chill ambiance.
Yes, players are rewarded for establishing towns and creating town buildings. The server places a heavy emphasis on community building.
The current season has been running since early April, 2024. Activity may vary based on players’ work, studying, and general life commitments. It is not a hyperactive server.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal it, only to be thwarted by your pet dragon that guards it with its life.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built underwater city filled with mermaids, treasure chests, and a secret underwater disco where the jellyfish know how to boogie. Don’t forget to ride the roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of melted chocolate.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most insane, adrenaline-pumping Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved).
– Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for bones. – The admins are actually wizards who can grant you wishes in-game, like turning all the creepers into adorable kittens or making your pickaxe never break. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. – We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. – The server currency is actually chocolate coins that you can trade with villagers for enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Wilhelm scream, which randomly plays whenever someone falls into a pit of lava or gets blown up by a creeper. Can you imagine the hilarity of hearing that iconic scream in the middle of a intense PvP battle?
So come join us and experience the chaos and comedy that awaits in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Join us if you want to manifest a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden carrot of eternal luck.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start manifesting the craziest things you can imagine!
