Imagine a place where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who understand your struggles. No more poverty wages or doomed struggles, just endless possibilities and fun adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life!
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Normie Advice Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and validation like never before!Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being called an incel, misogynist, or loser ever again. Our server is filled with amazing women who will adore you for who you are, no matter what.
We have a special feature where you can build a virtual girlfriend out of blocks and she will love you unconditionally. No more rejection, just pure pixelated love.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of romance and acceptance. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you?
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Van Life Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing through the roof is your creativity (not your van)! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world, where houses are unaffordable and groceries are van-sized.Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner Minecraft mastermind. Build your dream home, start a thriving business, or just hang out with fellow players who understand the struggle of van living.
Who needs a Masters in Accounting when you can become the ultimate Minecraft mogul? Join us and show the world that you don’t need a fancy degree to succeed in this blocky paradise. Let’s make generations before us proud (and maybe even upgrade from the van)!
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ExMateNoStayWeek
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of unexpected house guests invading your personal space! Just like in this crazy real-life situation, we promise not to let any unwanted guests crash your virtual home without your permission.Join us and build your own fortress where you can kick out any unwanted intruders, whether they be old housemates or mobs trying to steal your diamonds. We don’t tolerate freeloaders here, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with anyone leaving their belongings all over your pixelated world.
Plus, with our 24/7 gameplay, you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about noisy dogs or unwanted visitors keeping you up at night. So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s create a world where you’re the master of your domain – no drama allowed!
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CraftyDisgust
Join our Minecraft server if you want to be part of a community that embraces the art of eating raw onions like they’re apples! Our players are always munching on these pungent veggies while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas. Who needs breath mints when you have the power of onions on your side?But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-human ruler who bestows gifts upon those brave enough to challenge him in combat. Rumor has it that he once defeated an entire army of creepers with nothing but his snout and a stack of carrots.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us! Just make sure to bring your own onions – the Pigman King is always hungry for more.
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Mahsa’s Minecraft Server: 2 Years Strong
come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate the anniversary of Mahsa Amini’s killing with global rallies in-game! we will build statues, hold virtual marches, and have a dance party in her honor. why join? because where else can you pay tribute to a real-life tragedy while also building giant phallic structures out of pixelated blocks? plus, rumor has it that Mahsa’s ghost haunts the server at night, giving out enchanted diamond swords to those who honor her memory. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for creepers and griefers who might try to ruin the party! -
NukeCraft: Ukraine’s Spy vs. North Korea’s Aid
lol u know what else presents a major problem? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got crazier battles than ukraine and russia combined, with north korean military aid thrown in for good measure. imagine fighting off creepers with nukes, or building a base with kim jong un himself! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life! -
PixNet
Explore, Survive, Thrive! Join PixNet for an epic adventure! Explore a scaled-down Earth in our EarthSMP with Lifesteal mechanics, or test your survival skills in the competitive Stranded minigame. With diverse minigames and vibrant community events, PixNet offers endless excitement and unforgettable experiences. Be part of something extraordinary!
play.pixnet.xyz
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torcraft.org
torcraft.org is a semi-anarchy, high-tps Minecraft server where hacking and doxxing are not allowed. The map will never be reset and there is no queue. – IP: torcraft.org – Server version: 1.20.6 – Hosted in Europe – Commands: use /help to find out. – Website: https://torcraft.org/ – Discord permanent invite: https://discord.torcraft.org/
torcraft.org