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Crafty Memes Server: ‘/v/ Fanart Edition’

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	281

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated insanity! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted armor.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players

Civilization, Demand, Ethics, Ideology, introspect, Justice, Liberals, mistake, murderer, pasty, payback, Players, power, racism, Replacement, Revenge, SmackDown, Snowball, stolen land, trial, Whitey

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8736
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7596	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that operates on a whole new level of ethics? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we let cold-blooded murderers roam free for a full year just to make them question their actions. And forget about trials, we already know the verdict beforehand!

Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.

If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!

#youtube, 338103, allthefallen, animation, BlazeCraft, booru, Chill, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite videos, funny, HIGH, higher, Mind Blowing, moe, Music, Players, post, psychedelic, Relaxation, stoner vibes, Trippy, Videos, Visuals, watch

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mines Excavated:	3692
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Votes:	7565	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!

FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!

Anime, Beloved, best anime, classic, CREEPERS, Empowering, Epic, Find, Flaw, FLAWLESS, FlawlessCraft, flawlessness, friendship, Girl Power, iconic, influential, love and justice, Magical Girl, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, sailor moon, Server, strong female characters, teamwork, Timeless, transformation sequences

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3070	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as flawless as Sailor Moon’s transformation sequences? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of magical girl perfection! Join us and experience the power of friendship, sparkly transformations, and defeating evil with the power of love and justice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of magical talking cats who will guide you on your quest for diamonds and adventure. So come join us and unleash your inner Sailor Scout on the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe!

Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions

Adventures, Boundaries, club, consent, consequences, controversial, Decisions, explicit, Filmed, girl, INTIMATE, leg, legal implications, Minecraft, night out, Party, Private, Questionable, risky behavior, scandalous, Server, social media, taboo, Video, viral

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Crops Grown:	3228	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	8171

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once claimed to have filmed a girl’s leg in a club! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy adventures you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness more outrageous stories and maybe even create some of your own! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret club where players dance with pixelated legs all night long. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

Canada, city, CREEPERS, Cultural, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Expectations, immigration, melting pot, multicultural, Perception, Polite, Population, society, statistics, Surprise, Toronto, TorontoCraft, Urban, white people

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crops Grown:	6278	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ores Mined:	5043
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

#youtube, console, Console Wars, consumer behavior, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, cute, diamonds, exclusive, fanboys, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hype, Investment, Kingdom, Kino, Krafty, Marketing, preorder, preordering, Sony, sony playstation, video games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

anhedonia, blocky, Brain, combine metrocops, coping, defense mechanism, Dildos, Effort, Engineering, Frustration, Fun, funny ideas, fur suits, Halfcraft, halflife mod, hopelessness, madness, modding, model mods, productivity, Project, Reverse, Reverse Engineering, stunbats, Time, tutorials, wasted potential, world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!