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SurvivalSquadCraft

Water, humans, Sustenance, INEQUALITY, social support

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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GayCoffee Minecraft Server

pride fair, age, Friends, Pay, politely

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as friendly and persistent as that guy at the Cafe? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of determination and enthusiasm in-game. We promise to never take no for an answer, just like our coffee-buying friend. Plus, who knows, you might even find yourself in a hilarious situation where you have to politely decline offers left and right. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected interactions and unforgettable moments!

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Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

welcome to, your room, fuck, Bleach, room today

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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SafePlayServers

Vanilla, Races, released, Staff, work

SafePlayServers is a brand new survival server! Released 7th March 2024

What we are working on creating:

VoteRewards In Game Earned Ranks Custom Bosses Custom Enchants & Items Races, Quests & More!

Not only that, we are in need of staff! Thanks!

play.safeplayservers.co.za

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SeriousCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing

feminine, Want, LAUGHING, somebody, give me purpose

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where simping is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we’re looking for someone to simp for and give us purpose in this crazy blocky world.

Whether you’re a guy, gal, or even a blocky creature, we don’t discriminate! Just bring your best simping skills and get ready to have a blast with us. Who knows, you might just find your perfect simp partner and embark on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the simping begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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World Wreckers: Prideful Deconstructionists

entire worlds, CHIVALROUS, statistic, male cattle, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further! Join our server where women are not “entitled” to your attention and men are not “biologically inclined” to approach women. We believe in breaking traditional gender dynamics and chivalrous behavior.

On our server, you don’t need to impress anyone or perpetuate western sensibilities. You are not a jester, you are a Minecraft warrior! And who says you need to be in a romantic relationship?

When you slide into the dms on our server, you’re just becoming another statistic – but a cool one! You don’t have to accept that you’re male cattle, you can avoid it entirely. The bulk of your desire to pursue dating is socially inflicted – so why not break free from it?

So, if someone isn’t your ONE TRUE LOVE, then there is NO POINT – except for joining our hilarious and rebellious Minecraft server!

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Pixelated Memes

porn, reaction, Need, STREAMS, Archived Streams

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find all the reaction images you could ever dream of! Join us and explore our vast collection of memes, games, and even porn (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual shrine to your favorite reaction images, where every block you place is a tribute to the memes that have brought you so much joy over the years.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just think about all the archived streams you’ll have access to! You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and help this poor soul in need of some reaction images on their new PC. Together, we can create a world filled with laughter, joy, and of course, memes.

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CraftyCommies: No Ukrainians, Nazis, or Nafos Allowed!

Propaganda, Allowed, UKRAINIAN, dangerous ideology, racism

Welcome to our totally not politically incorrect Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure where you can unleash your inner Ukrainian nazi? Join us for some questionable roleplay and hilarious shenanigans as we conquer the virtual world in style.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs and battle zombie llamas with your trusty diamond-studded banana sword. Don’t forget to collect unicorn poop for extra points!

So why wait? Join us now and become the ultimate Ukrainian nazi in the Minecraft universe. Who knew being politically incorrect could be so much fun?

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LOLcraft: ‘I CANT EVEN’ Minecraft Server

#robot girlfriend, #size acceptance, #brap machine, curvy, FANTASY

Are you tired of playing on boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Come join us on our wacky wonderland where the pigs are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Fat Fembot GF with a gigantic cellulite-ridden plapping brap machine! She’s always ready to give you a helping hand or a thunderous brap to light up your day. Who needs diamonds when you have a friend like her?

Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and the wildest time you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get brappin’!

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LonksMC – Towny [1.20.2]

Townysurvival, Quests, PvP, Cratess, Lonks

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!

With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!

Features:– Towny– MCMMO– Free Ranks– Jobs– Quests– Minigames– Weekly Events

Our Community:IP: LonksMC.comWebsite: https://www.lonksmc.comDiscord: discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Lonksmc.com

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