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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1756 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6548 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!
