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CraftyAF Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	183	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Got banned from my mom’s basement today after only playing about 7 hours of Minecraft. Join our server and escape the wrath of your parents! Explore a world where you can build your dream mansion without fear of eviction. Plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find! So come on, join us and let’s all get fired from our real lives together! #momcantsstopus #minecraftforlife #unemploymentclub

MapCraft: Where even the Brazilian government is printing new maps! Join now for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Animals Bred:	161	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than the Brazilian government can print new maps? Look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about the Amazon being in the wrong spot!

Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCube: Git Gud Edition! – 110 characters

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server out there! This server is so wild that even the developers couldn’t figure out how to create a guide for it. But fear not, because getting lost and confused is all part of the fun!

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!

Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CreditCardCraft – Where you can mine, build, and avoid monetary responsibility in style! #debitordie

1. Credit cards, 10. Fake money, 11. Debt writing off, 12. Debt settlement, 13. Ignoring mail, 14. Legal action, 15. Looting corporations, 16. Professional class greed, 17. Social corruption, 18. System collapse, 19. Free stuff, 2. Debt maxing, 20. Maximum greed., 3. Debt collectors, 4. Law firm, 5. Ignoring calls, 6. Interest rates, 7. Financial system, 8. Corporate greed, 9. Predatory credit, AVOID, BUILD, CreditCardCraft, debitordie, monetary, RESPONSIBILITY, Style

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	4478
Dimension Hops:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	144
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of being financially responsible and not taking advantage of the system? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to debt maxx like a pro! Max out your credit cards, ignore those pesky calls from credit card companies, and throw all debt collector mail in the garbage – it’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! If the debt gets sold off or a law firm threatens to sue you, just tell them you’re on pills and demand a lower interest rate. Make a written agreement for a $50 monthly payment and watch as the system collapses around you, all while preventing further legal action!

Don’t let the financial system and corporations take advantage of you anymore – join our server and learn how to game the system like a boss! The end is near, so why not get some free stuff out of the deal before it all comes crashing down? See you in game – and remember, just say “No” to higher monthly payments! Let’s break the system together, one debt maxx at a time!

PiggyCraft420: Blaze it, build it, mine it! #SquadGoals

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Towns Built:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?

But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!

Hanako’s Kawaii Kingdom: Minecraft server for all things cute and trendy! #CutenessOverload #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2333
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5127	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to the one and only Hanako, a pixelated princess who will steal your heart with her adorable looks and sweet personality. Join our server and embark on epic quests to find flowers for Hanako, build her a castle fit for a queen, and help her defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is jealous of her cuteness. Trust us, once you meet Hanako, you’ll never want to leave our server! Join now and let the adventures begin!

MinecraftMayhem – Where Creeper’s explode & players troll. Ain’t nobody got time for that. #servergoals #gamersunite

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	9269	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server with more chaos and craziness than you can handle? Well buckle up, buttercup, because our server is like a hot mess express on steroids!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!

SkinnyCraft: Where pixelated pigs are thicker than the average weight of women in your country!

Analysis, Average, average weight, BMI, body image, body positivity, comparison, Country, cultural standards, data, diet, Exercise, global perspective, health, Lifestyle, measurements, Pigs, pixelated, research, SkinnyCraft, society, statistics, thicker, trends, weight, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers that ask boring old questions like “What’s the average weight of women in your country?” Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we ask questions like “What’s the average weight of a unicorn in outer space?”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

MemeCraft: ‘Cosplay’ Server – Build, Roleplay, & Slay in Style! Join the Trendiest Minecraft Community Today!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	162	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Towns Built:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can bring back your long-lost pet chicken who mysteriously disappeared two years ago! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained psychic chickens who can communicate with the spirit world to locate your missing feathered friend.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition

The Communist Craze MC – China, Russia, Ukraine, Kim Jong-Un, Donald Trump, GoT, Avengers, TikTok, YOLO

Afghanistan, Avengers, Central Asia, China, communist, CRAZE, diplomatic pressure, Donald, east asia, Eurasia, Geopolitics, global politics, illegitimate governments, illegitimate states, international relations, iran, JongUn, Kazakhstan, Kim, Mongolian sovereignty, political disputes, regional conflicts, russia, russian federation, surrender to Mongolia, territorial claims, The People’s Republic of China, tiktok, trump, Ukraine, yolo

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we believe in taking over the world one block at a time! Join us as we declare war on illegitimate states like China, Russia, and even Kazakhstan. Our goal? To force them to surrender to our mighty leader, the almighty ruler of Mongolia! Will you join us in our quest for world domination? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!