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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2978 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wife talking to angels and moving across the country for music dreams? Look no further! Join our server where the only divination rods you’ll find are enchanted with the power to lead you to the best loot in the game!
We promise no angels will tell you to abandon your family for a music career in California. Instead, you’ll embark on epic quests with your fellow players to conquer dungeons and slay dragons. And if anyone tries to tell you to move to another state, we’ll banish them to the Nether!
So come join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be petitioning the court for is more playtime on our server. Who needs angels when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base? Let’s craft some memories together, one block at a time!
