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ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, approved medications, Benefits, Clinical Study, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Escape, Glutide, health, Healthcare, Hospital, hospitalization risk, liraglutide, medical advancements, medication, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, reduced risk, research, semaglutide, weight loss

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6310
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automation, Biomes, Community Events, Conquest, Contest, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchantments, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, minecraft 1.20, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Skills, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.20
Features	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord	Join our Discord

About Conquest SMP

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems.
How can I expand my inventory?	Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space.
What are custom enchantments?	Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed.
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Are there community events?	Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun.

Mystic Realm of Joey’s Crown 1.21.2

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	273337	Dragon Eggs Found:	6308
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.

And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

abdominal pain, agoraphobia, alternative pain treatment, anxiety, Chronic pain, doctor’s visit, emergency room, Health Insurance, Kratom, medical system, Minecraft, narcotic pain meds, opioid crisis, pain management, pain meds, PainMeds4Wifey, prescription medication, self-care, Server, sharing medication, spouse’s health, undiagnosed pain, withholding medication

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4123
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

NoCatZoneMC

AITAH, cat, Circumstances, Condo, Divorce, emotional, Friend, Friends, funny, kitty hotel, Litterbox, living situation, Mess, NoCatZoneMC, pet sitter, Phoebe, Preference, stay, stink

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with stinky cats and messy litterboxes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of cat poop and enjoy a peaceful virtual world without any feline friends causing trouble.

Our server is the ultimate cat-free zone, where you can build your dream creations without worrying about any litterbox disasters. Say goodbye to smelly surprises and hello to a clean and serene environment where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and experience the joy of a cat-free Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s purr-fectly amazing!

Good SteveningCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	1389	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t say “Good Stevening” without getting weird looks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say “Good Stevening” to your heart’s content! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of Steves who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most Steven-tastic server in all of Minecraft!

NavalnyCraft: Jailbreak Edition

activism, alexei navalny, authoritarian regime, civil rights, Corruption, Edition, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Jailbreak, Jails, justice system, Lawyers, legal defense, Legal System, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, political activism, political persecution, protest, Rule of Law, russia

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more drama than russia jails lawyers who acted for late opposition leader alexei navalny! you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through our insane challenges and quests.

we’ve got more twists and turns than a russian conspiracy theory, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society plotting against the government.

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs russia when you can have all the excitement right here on our server?

Melting Iceberg Madness

arctic ice, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, environmental catastrophe, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Greenland Ice Sheet, ice loss, ice melt, iceberg, madness, melting, melting ice, ocean levels, polar ice caps, rising sea levels, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5787
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Potions Brewed:	96	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

join our epic minecraft server and help us save the world from the evil greenland ice sheet! if we don’t stop it, the whole world will flood and we’ll all have to swim to school! but fear not, because on our server, you can build giant fans to cool down the ice sheet and prevent the apocalypse. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet penguin to help you on your quest! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world together!

AlexandriaSMP

admin team, AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, Builds, Challenges, Community, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Fun, Interaction, landscapes, Minecraft, player-driven, Players, Season, Server, shopping district, smp, Voting, world generation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4461	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Experienced Admin Team	Our admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System	No need for land claims, operate on trust with CoreProtect.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the AlexandriaSMP server?

A: Visit our website or join our Discord to get started.

Q: Is there an age requirement to play on the server?

A: Players must be 18 years or older to join AlexandriaSMP.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines that all players must adhere to. They can be found on our website or Discord server.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: We host bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

CarCraft Rate 1.20.3

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	112	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Potions Brewed:	47

Bro, forget about cars, come join this Minecraft server where you can build the sickest rides ever!

We got creepers that explode like nitrous, Endermen that teleport like fast cars, and villagers that trade like shady used car salesmen.

Join us if you want to pimp out your Minecraft ride with diamond rims, obsidian spoilers, and redstone-powered engines that go vroom vroom.

Forget about horsepower, on this server, we measure speed in blocks per second!

So if you want to race against other players in custom-built tracks or just cruise around in style, this is the place for you.

Don’t be a noob, join us now and show off your epic Minecraft car creations!