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ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Animals Bred:	83
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5856

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

Hamas, Hamas member death, Hamas member killed, Hamas official, Hamas says, Hamas spokesperson, Hamas statement, Killed, member killed in Tyre, Minecraft, Senior Hamas member, Server, Tyre, Tyre attack, Tyre incident, Tyre killing, TyreCraft, UNRWA employee, UNRWA staff death, UNRWA staff member, UNRWA staffer, UNRWA staffer killed

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7208
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

$44 billion, $9.4 billion, 9.4B, assets, Cut, cut value, Decrease, DEVALUATION, equity, fidelity, Fidelitys, finance, financial news, Investment, market analysis, Market Cap, market value., Portfolio, stock market, stock price, stock valuation, Valuation, wealth management

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!