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CraftyVenezuelaVoteOops

controversy, CraftyVenezuelaVoteOops, Democracy, Disputed, election, electoral commission, fraud, International, intervention, investigation, Juan Guaido, Nicolas Maduro, OAS, opposition, Organization of American States, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, unreliable, Venezuela, vote results

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	New Chunks Explored:	131776
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	77
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Ores Mined:	5499
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a venezuelan election! the organization of american states can’t even handle our level of chaos! build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, our voting system is just as unreliable as the real venezuelan vote results, so you never know what will happen next! join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers!

CraftyCredz: Spend Wisely, Build Boldly

Boldly, BUILD, CraftyCredz, credit card benefits, credit card debt, credit card disadvantages, credit card misuse, credit card rewards, credit card usage, credit cards, DEBT, financial management, financial responsibility, free money, luxury spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, Poor, Rewards, Rich, spend, spending habits, Status, Wisely

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

so like, u know how some people think credit cards r like free money? well on our server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and u can swipe ur way to riches and fame! the more u spend, the more rewards u get! it’s like a never-ending shopping spree where u can buy anything u want, even if u don’t have the money for it! become the ultimate credit card warrior and show off ur debt in style! join now and start swiping away!

PrimeCraft: Unveiling the Numbers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u found it! this server is like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. yes, u heard me right, CAKE! and not just any cake, but cake that gives u superpowers. u can fly, shoot fireballs, and even turn into a unicorn. but that’s not all, folks. there are also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Mc.GameGrief.Fun ♦ 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.20.4, Adventure, BUILD, classic, Community, Creative, Donations, Duels, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Large Online, Mc.GameGrief.Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	New Chunks Explored:	974129
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun

195.201.204.247:25814

HoodEscape Minecraft Server

achieving dreams, breaking barriers, breaking the cycle, building a better future, changing lives, disadvantaged communities, escaping poverty, finding success, getting out of the hood, HoodEscape, improving circumstances, inner city struggles, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, poverty-stricken neighborhoods, pursuing education, pursuing goals, pursuing success, seeking opportunities, Server, social mobility, upward mobility, urban challenges

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	1777	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169

Are you tired of being stuck in the hood, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the hood by building your own mansion made of diamond blocks and riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

childfree, Childless, criticism, Decision making, Expectations, family, Family Planning, guy, individual rights, judgment, Kids, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, PRESSURE, smp, societal norms, societal pressure, society, subhuman

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

WakeAndBake Minecraft Server

#WakeAndBake, Airbnb, Airport, aita, Bars, college friends, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Friend, friendship, group dynamics, leaving for the airport, Minecraft, not waking up, rental car, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette, travel, Wedding, wedding party

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Votes:	437
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid waking up friends for airport rides!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!

GrandCraftyHeist

cousins, Estate Planning, extended family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family legacy, family relationships, Family secrets, family wealth, financial dispute, generational wealth, GrandCraftyHeist, Grandparents, Inheritance, real estate, selling house, sibling rivalry, trust fund

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ores Mined:	7185	Void Armor Forged:	24
Potions Brewed:	196	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft house? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!

Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!

HateBrusselsSprouts Minecraft SMP

changing tastes, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, childhood toys, childhood treats, childhood TV shows, DISLIKES, growing up, HateBrusselsSprouts, kids activities, kids entertainment, kids shows, kids’ food, kids’ hobbies, kids’ interests, kids’ pastimes, kids’ preferences, kids’ snacks, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Farms Harvested:	783	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Remember that one toy you used to play with for hours on end as a kid, but now it just collects dust in the corner of your room? Well, this Minecraft SMP is like that toy, except it’s still as awesome as ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy shenanigans, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all one big dysfunctional family.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.

BlockBusterCrime

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1083	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about these problems again!

Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.

So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.