🔥Ncrfags Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Emeralds Found:	6747	Buildings Constructed:	38
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Star Shards Collected:	137
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!

Safe Wireless Earbuds Minecraft SMP

audio accessories, comfort, convenience, ear health, ear protection, earbud accessories, earbud design, earbud features, earbud protection, earbud safety, earbuds, headphones, long-term use, Minecraft, noise cancellation, Safe, Safety, smp, sound quality, Technology, wireless, wireless audio, wireless devices, wireless earbuds, wireless technology

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mines Excavated:	4783
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	7661	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	147	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of getting tangled in your wired earbuds while playing Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our server is so advanced that even our earbuds are wireless, so you can game in peace without any pesky cords getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that wearing our wireless earbuds gives you superhuman Minecraft skills. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining dirt to finding diamonds in record time after joining our server. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game with our magical wireless earbuds!

DroneDramaCraft

@strange man, aerial shot, aita, chewing out, Confrontation, drone flying, drone guy, DroneDramaCraft, fenced backyard, Gaslighting, heated moment, justified anger, lying.., pissed off, privacy invasion, privacy violation, real estate listing, remote rural neighborhood, sketchy behavior

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	8124
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Votes:	9470
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crops Grown:	2173

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Alien Abductions:	0
Emeralds Found:	5938	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4546	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).