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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 277 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!