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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9576 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 24 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
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