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MuahCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, or compete in epic parkour races where the finish line is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Muahahah!

The Daily Yomawari Sensei’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of high school drama and teenage shenanigans in Yokohama City.

Ever wanted to witness self-mutilating zombies or drug-abusing creepers? Well, look no further because our server has it all! Join our night patrol as we try to survive and thrive in this chaotic world filled with rebellious youth and unexpected twists.

Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures and insane stories that await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness!

NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication styles, compromise, discomfort, family dynamics, family time, family traditions, INDEPENDENCE, introversion, introverted, NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO, Personal preferences, personal space, quality time, relationships, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, weekly meals

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	120
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family time is mandatory! Join us for our weekly family meals with your in-game family members and bond over virtual food. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you prefer ordering online for pick up in real life – as long as you show up in-game!

Our server is perfect for introverts who prefer pixelated interactions over real-life socializing. Embrace your independence while still participating in our family gatherings – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family?

Don’t be like OP and skip out on our weekly meals – join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning if you’ve ever truly grown up. So come on, log on, and let’s build some memories together (literally)!

CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dimension Hops:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	188	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Votes:	9919	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!