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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1541 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
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