Players: |
90/800 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: |
3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: |
41 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: |
7 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: |
3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: |
6 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
3 |
Endless Night Skies: |
5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: |
1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: |
8 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
17 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
2 |
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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!