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PolandCraft: Where even the creepers have a high GDP!

000, 50, abortion, Advanced, april 2024, Bolsheviks, Christian, clean, CREEPERS, Future, gay civil unions, gay marriage, gdp, HIGH, homogenous, imf, independence day, military parade, monocultural, nationalist, naziesque, old man, Patriotic, per capita, Poland, PolandCraft, PPP, Prosperous, Reality, Safe, seethe, Traditional, Uniforms, WEO, White

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is now, old man! 🚀 Are you ready to join a world that is unimaginable but oh so real? 🌍 Forget about boring old reality, come and join us for a wild ride! 🎢

🔥 Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! 🕰️ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! 🏳️‍🌈 But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! 💪

💰 And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? 💸 It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! 🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪

Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! 🎮

Prison Break Minecraft Server

behind bars, Break, Convict, convicted felon, Correctional Facility, criminal, criminal justice system, detention, FAGGOT, federal prison, Forgot, incarceration, Inmate, Justice, Kek, law enforcement, Legal System, locked up, Minecraft, Prison, prison life, punishment, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even federal prisoners are welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is so lit that even the toughest criminals can’t resist logging on for a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re locked up in a cell. Who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world and build the craziest creations you can imagine?

So come on, hop on our server and let’s show those feds what real freedom looks like. Just watch out for any unexpected shank attacks from our resident inmates-turned-gamers!

Cash Me Outside Minecraft SMP

20, AMOUNT, ANNOYING, Cash, Chile, considerable amount, Country, DESPERATE, donation, Family Support, financial support, long tail tags, MAKE UP, Minecraft, Mods, owe rent, PAJEET, Rent, smp, Sorry., STUDENT, Visit, work and study

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6785	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchantments Applied:	135
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Hey there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is $20! That’s right, in this crazy world, $20 is the key to success.

Why $20, you ask? Well, in this server, $20 is like gold. It’s the only way to pay rent, buy items, and even make friends! We’ve got students working and studying at the same time just to scrape together enough $20 bills to survive. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but with your help, we can all make it through.

So come on down to our server (we won’t tell you the name because it’s a secret) and join in on the madness. Who knows, you might even meet our resident Chilean player who’s just trying to pay their rent. And remember, $20 is the key to it all. See you there!

CourtCraft: Uncle Edition

age discrimination, Agreement, aita, Babysitting, Confrontation, Court, CourtCraft, Edition, family, family help, hours worked, household cleaner, Job, misunderstanding, payment, Résumé, self employed, small claims court, uncle, Wage, work

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5455	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a job? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and work for our uncle David, the self-employed household cleaner! Earn a whopping $15 an hour and gain valuable experience for your resume (because let’s be real, babysitting doesn’t count). But be warned, Uncle David may try to pull a fast one on you like he did with this poor soul who worked 100 hours without pay! Will you stand up for yourself and take him to small claims court? Only on our server will you experience such wild family drama while mining for diamonds and building epic structures! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a paycheck that may or may not come!

Creeper’s Casserole – Aunt Karen’s Special

aunt, awkward meals, casserole, CREEPERS, disgusting food, distasteful meals, dreaded dishes, family cooking, family dinners, family gatherings, family get-togethers, family traditions, gross meals, horrible meal, inedible food, Karens, revolting food, Special, strange dishes, strange meals, unappetizing dishes, uncomfortable meals, unpalatable dishes, unpleasant meals, weird food

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Animals Bred:	154	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Tired of Aunt Mildred’s infamous tuna casserole that tastes like a mix of old socks and expired mayo? Well, ditch the gross grub and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is like a virtual buffet of deliciousness, with pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and even a secret recipe for diamond-encrusted cake (shh, don’t tell the Ender Dragon). Say goodbye to gross family meals and hello to a world where the only thing on the menu is fun! So come on over and dig into some tasty adventures with us, because life’s too short for bad food and boring games!

Chickadee Brain Boost Server

avian cognition, Behavior, Birds, Boost, Brain, caching strategies, chickadee, cognitive skills, Environment, food storing, Impact, intelligence, LIFESPAN, Longevity, memory abilities, research, scientific discovery, Server, spatial learning, study, Survival, understanding surroundings, wildlife

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHICKADEES running around with PHD’s in spatial learning and memory!! these birds are so smart they can build you a mansion out of sticks and leaves in no time. plus, they live longer so you’ll have a loyal companion for eternity. forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got brainy birds to keep you entertained. join now for the most intellectual minecraft experience of your life!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, fnaf, Horror, Minecraft, Server, spiff

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

AstralSpiff is a talented digital artist known for creating intricate and otherworldly illustrations that often feature celestial themes. With a unique style characterized by vibrant colors and dreamlike imagery, AstralSpiff has gained a dedicated following on social media platforms. Their work showcases a love for astrology, science fiction, and fantasy, and continues to inspire and captivate viewers around the world.

Zombie Mayhem

alliances, Apocalypse, base building, blood moon, Challenging, danger, Defending, Event, experienced players, Friends, Hordes, INTENSE, PvE, skilled players, Sprinting zombies, Survival, team play, teamwork, Thrill, variants, zombies

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

SURVIVING WILL NOT BE EASY This is not a server suitable for beginners. Even veteran players of Minecraft may die frequently. If you aren’t an experienced Minecraft player but still want to experience the thrill of the apocalypse, it is recommended that you either play with friends or form teams/alliances with other people on the server. There are many zombie variants in this server. Some can sprint, some can break, some can build. There are many more variants aside from just those 3, but they are the most important ones. Every 7 in-game days, an event called “The Bloodmoon” happens, where hordes of zombies will spawn around you, at which point you must have either built or found a safe, defended base, or you run for your life. There is also the option of digging into a 3 deep hole and covering yourself up but you will have to deal with a horde of zombies once you come up.

burvtree.playit.gg

EsmeraldaMC

Bedwars, Boxpvp, building, Community, Defending, Destroying, EsmeraldaMC, Events, Exploring, Fighting, gameplay, ip address, Journey, legend, Mini Games, Mining, PvP, Ranks, Server, skill levels, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8428
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Greetings from EsmeraldaMC! Experience the best possible Minecraft gameplay with exciting game types suitable for all skill levels. Intense BoxPvP skirmishes will test your fighting prowess. BedWars will see you defend your bed and destroy your opponents’ beds. SkyWars will see you fight to be the last person standing. Embrace the traditional survival experience by going at your own speed while mining, building, and exploring. Become a legend by joining our welcoming community, taking part in thrilling events, and rising through the ranks. **Play.esmeraldamc.com is the server IP address. Begin your journey right now at EsmeraldaMC!

198.244.176.200:25636

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystals you’ll find are in the minerals shop! PvP with caution 😉

Axes, Bartering economy, bedrock, Bows, Caution, Conquer, crystals, destroy, Explore, extravagant builds, Find, geysers, hacked clients, ignore, java, Land Claims, MINERALS, Monuments, PvP, semi anarchy, Sethome, Shop, strong survive, Survival, Swords, Teleport, Trading, Tweak, USA East, Vanilla, world border, Youll

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

FAQ

Is hacking allowed on the server?

No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

Are there any economy plugins on the server?

No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

Can I claim land on the server?

No, there are no land claims on sVanilla Survival. Feel free to explore and build wherever you like.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server with a focus on melee combat. Crystal PvP is disabled.

What commands are available for convenience?

Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome commands are provided for player convenience.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a testament to their creativity.

Crafty Falcom Server #1999

Crafty, digital preorder, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, Fow Games, Gagharv Trilogy, guides, hajimari, JP PSN, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	9431
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so awesome, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds and building castles like a pro in no time.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. Only the bravest players can conquer its challenges and claim the rewards.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, united by their love for Minecraft and their quest for virtual domination.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance on our server every full moon. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle?

5. We have custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!