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PolandCraft: Where even the creepers have a high GDP!

000, 50, abortion, Advanced, april 2024, Bolsheviks, Christian, clean, CREEPERS, Future, gay civil unions, gay marriage, gdp, HIGH, homogenous, imf, independence day, military parade, monocultural, nationalist, naziesque, old man, Patriotic, per capita, Poland, PolandCraft, PPP, Prosperous, Reality, Safe, seethe, Traditional, Uniforms, WEO, White

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ores Mined:	4086
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future is now, old man! 🚀 Are you ready to join a world that is unimaginable but oh so real? 🌍 Forget about boring old reality, come and join us for a wild ride! 🎢

🔥 Our server is like no other, it’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in a world that is white, homogenous, and totally trad! 🕰️ We’re talking Christian values, no gay marriage, no abortion, and patriotic marches that will make your head spin! 🏳️‍🌈 But don’t worry, we’ve got a military parade celebrating victory over bolsheviks in 1920, so it’s all good! 💪

💰 And did we mention how prosperous and advanced our server is? 💸 It’s like living in a monocultural paradise, where everything is clean and safe! 🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! 🤪

Disclaimer: This description is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. We do not endorse or promote any of the beliefs or values mentioned above. Just come and have fun with us in the virtual world of Minecraft! 🎮

Bocchi si C++ Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Bocchi, c#, Cobol, coding, Common Lisp, computer science, Development, Engineering, IT, JavaScript, KITA, Languages, Minecraft, Nijika, programming, Ryo, scripting, smp, Software Development, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9786	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	3385	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

NoSpeakerPhoneLDR

awkward, basic etiquette, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, DISRESPECTFUL, family, ignoring, irrational, LDR, long-distance relationship, NoSpeakerPhoneLDR, phone calls, phone etiquette, privacy, relationships, Speakerphone, text messages, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t be put on speakerphone during your virtual dates! No more awkward conversations with your partner’s family while you’re just trying to have a private chat. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your phone etiquette woes, our community is here to support you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom to text with multiple times a week! Join now and say goodbye to speakerphone drama!

NostalgicCraft SMP

bittersweet, Childhood, emotions, longing, Memories, Nostalgia, nostalgic feelings, nostalgic memories, nostalgic moments, nostalgic thoughts, NostalgicCraft, past, reminiscent, reminiscent thoughts, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental feelings, sentimental journey, sentimental memories, sentimental moments, smp, wistful

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Void Gems Collected:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Remember that time you accidentally punched a creeper into your friend’s house and blew it up? Or when you tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up plummeting to your doom instead? Join our Minecraft SMP for a trip down memory lane filled with chaos, laughter, and epic fails! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, our server is the perfect place to relive those moments that always make you nostalgic. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable memories!

DumpedCraft: Creeper Edition

BETRAYAL, breakup advice, breakup recovery, breakup stories, breakup support, breakup survival, broken heart, coping with breakup, creeper, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, Edition, emotional pain, getting over ex, Healing Process, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, moving on, painful breakup, relationship ending, relationship problems, worst breakup

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
New Chunks Explored:	599150	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Have you ever been dumped by getting pushed off a cliff into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic breakup stories and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with heartbreak and hilarity!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4313
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Votes:	3264

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Mega.XetaByte.ru

Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Dimension Hops:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

:gt: be me Minecraft SMP

4chan, digital content, funny images, funny pictures, Happiness, humor, internet culture, meme addiction, Meme culture, meme enthusiast, meme generator, meme lover, meme posting, meme sharing, meme sharing group, Minecraft, normie discord, normie memes, Online Community, online humor, smp, social media

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7627	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crops Grown:	6221
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of being a normie in your boring old Discord server? Want to be the funniest person in the group without even trying? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post funny little pictures from 4chan without reading anything! Trust us, it’s the secret to instant popularity and happiness. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through meme references. Join now for a chance to meet the legendary memeing ghost and become a meme master yourself!pic related (it’s a spooky meme ghost)

MomCantDriveMC

bad driver, car control, car maintenance, Communication Issues, driving etiquette, driving privileges, driving skills, family conflict, family dynamics, government license, high beams, license qualifications, MomCantDriveMC, nighttime driving, Parental authority, road safety, road visibility, Safety concerns, safety hazards, SUV, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any high beams blocking your way! Our server is like driving with your mom, but without the scratches and dings (unless you build them yourself).

We offer the thrill of trying to navigate through a world filled with obstacles, just like trying to get your mom to turn off her high beams. And if you ever feel like calling someone an idiot, our chat is the perfect place to do so (just keep it friendly, folks).

So come join us for an adventure that’s crazier than trying to teach your mom how to turn off her headlights. Who needs a government license when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

KidCraft SMP: Heartwarming Tales

Bonding, children, emotional, family, Heartwarming, heartwarming stories, joy, KidCraft, Kids, love, Memories, parenting, parents, Precious, Proud, proud parents, reddit, sharing, smp, special moments, storytelling, Tales, Uplifting

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Towns Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OpportuCraft

amazing opportunity, best opportunity, career opportunity, fortunate opportunity, golden opportunity, life-changing opportunity, once in a lifetime opportunity, OpportuCraft, opportunity awaits, opportunity comes but once, opportunity comes but once in a lifetime, opportunity comes knocking, opportunity comes once, opportunity comes once in a lifetime, opportunity comes only once, opportunity comes only once in a blue moon, opportunity comes only once in a lifetime, opportunity knocks, opportunity of a lifetime, received opportunity, seize the opportunity

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchantments Applied:	134	Divine Spears Created:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing Taylor Swift songs. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken rampage through the village, leaving a trail of feathers and confusion in its wake?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life!